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The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.

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Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography that exists in print anywhere. It makes Nero an angel of light and leading by contrast.

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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.

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If there is a God, he is a malign thug.

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France has usually been governed by prostitutes

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It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you've got it, you want—oh, you don't quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!

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The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.

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We were good boys, good Presbyterian boys, and loyal and all that; anyway, we were good Presbyterian boys when the weather was doubtful; when it was fair, we did wander a little from the fold.

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We write frankly and freely, but then we modify before we print.

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Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.

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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

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I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshold of age; in 1977 I shall be 142. This is no time to be flitting about the earth. I must cease from the activities proper to youth and begin to take on the dignities and gravities and inertia proper to that season of honorable senility which is on its way.

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Man has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights...sexual intercourse!...His heaven is like himself: strange, interesting, astonishing, grotesque. I give you my word, it has not a single feature in it that he actually values.

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Ah, that shows you the power of music, that magician of magician, who lifts his wand and says his mysterious word and all things real pass away and the phantoms of your mind walk before you clothed in flesh.

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You cannot have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. Perfect love cannot be without equality. A friend to everybody and to nobody is the same thing. We are all alike, on the inside.

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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.

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When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.

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Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

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Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything

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The spirit of wrath - not the words - is the sin; and the spirit of wrath is cursing. We begin to swear before we can talk.

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