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If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.

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Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute.

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Comparison is the death of joy.

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there.

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It's easy to endure adversity -- if it happens to someone else.

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It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.

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The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.

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We despise all reverences and all objects of reverence which are outside the pale of our list of sacred things. And yet, with strange inconsistency, we are shocked when other people despise and defile the things which are holy to us.

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A policeman in plain clothes is a man; in his uniform he is ten. Clothes and title are the most potent thing, the most formidable influence, in the earth. They move the human race to willing and spontaneous respect for the judge, the general, the admiral, the bishop, the ambassador, the frivolous earl, the idiot duke, the sultan, the king, the emperor. No great title is efficient without clothes to support it.

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That is the way we are made: we don't reason, where we feel; we just feel.

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Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.

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Which is him?" The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday.

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Difference between savage and civilized man: one is painted, the other gilded.

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Let your secret sympathies and your compassion be always with the under dog in the fight -- this is magnanimity; but bet on the other one -- this is business.

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Now I can only pray that there may be a God -- and a heaven -- or something better.

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Don't you know that the very thing a man dreads is the thing that always happens?

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It is wiser to find out than to suppose.

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We don't care to eat toadstools that think they are truffles.

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A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.

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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.

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