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There has been only one Christian. They caught and curcified him-early.

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There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.

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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

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The only people that a bank will loan money to is the very people who don't need it.

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To be vested with enormous authority is a fine thing; but to have the on-looking world consent to it is finer.

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How charmed I am when I overhear a German word which I understand!

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Success is a journey, not a destination. It requires constant effort, vigilance and reevaluation.

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A discriminating irreverence is the creator and protector of human liberty.

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The man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.

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Our lives, our liberty, and our property are never in greater danger than when Congress is in session.

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If it would not look too much like showing off, I would tell the reader where New Zealand is.

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No one is willing to acknowledge a fault in himself when a more agreeable motive can be found for the estrangement of his acquaintances.

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We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip may be depended upon in any kind of musical emergency.

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I never can think of Judas Iscariot without losing my temper. To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature, Congressman.

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The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.

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Man - a figment of God's imagination.

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All schools, all colleges, have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal, valuable knowledge. The theological knowledge which they conceal cannot justly be regarded as less valuable than that which they reveal. That is, when a man is buying a basket of strawberries it can profit him to know that the bottom half of it is rotten.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it.

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I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

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