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There is no security in life, only opportunity.

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There isn't anything so grotesque or so incredible that the average human being can't believe it.

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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

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One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it. They also believed the world was flat.

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Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

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Choosing not to read is like closing an open door to paradise

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To do right is wonderful. To teach others to do right is even more wonderful--and much easier.

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A jackass has that kind of strength, and puts it to a useful purpose, and is valuable to the world because he is a jackass; but anobleman is not valuable because he is a jackass. It is a mixture that is always ineffectual, and should never have been attempted in the first place. And yet, once you start a mistake, the trouble is done and you never know what is going to come of it.

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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

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How far we travel in life matters far less than those we meet along the way.

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Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

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The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get a set which can really be depended on 'till a dentist makes him one.

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By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfect man.

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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

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Honor is a harder master than the law.

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The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.

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All my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it.

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The only people that a bank will loan money to is the very people who don't need it.

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You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns.

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Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense.

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