Mark Twain Quotes, Religious Quotes, Thoughtful Quotes

That is a simple rule, and easy to remember. When I, a thoughtful and unblessed Presbyterian, examine the Koran, I know that beyond any question every Mohammedan is insane; not in all things, but in religious matters.

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...the circumstances and the atmosphere always have so much to do in directing a conversation, especially a German conversation, which is only a kind of an insurrection, anyway.

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Children and fools always speak the truth

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Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.

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There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land (and work) again after a cheerful, careless voyage.

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Teaching is like trying to hold 35 corks underwater at once.

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The pause - that impressive silence, that eloquent silence, that geometrically progressive silence which often achieves a desired effect where no combination of words, howsoever felicitous, could accomplish it.

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Too much is just enough.

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A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt

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Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

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Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

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Let your joy be unconfined!

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I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.

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No man, deep down in the privacy of his heart, has any considerable respect for himself.

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If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

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We all like to see people sea-sick when we are not ourselves.

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If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary

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When an audience does not complain, it is a compliment, and when it does, it is a compliment, too, if unaccompanied by violence.

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If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging?

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The statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this process of grotesque self-deception.

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