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God puts something good and loveable in every man His hands create.

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No one can write perfect English and keep it up through a stretch of ten chapters. It has never been done.

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I am always on the side of the revolutionists, because there never was a revolution unless there were some oppressive and intolerable conditions against which to revolute.

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If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loudly. Do not compound mispronunciation with inaudibility

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The truth hurts, but silence kills.

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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There is nothing training can't cannot do. Nothing is above its reach.

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Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.

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We have to keep our God placated with prayer, and even then we are never sure of him-how much higher and finer is the Indian's God...Our illogical God is all-powerful in name, but impotent in fact; the Great Spirit is not all-powerful, but does the very best he can for his injun and does it free of charge

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The introduction of homeopathy forced the old school doctor to stir around and learn something of a rational nature about his business. You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths to destroy it.

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Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

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It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing - I used to be a good boy.

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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

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Always do what's right. That will gratify some and surprise the rest.

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It is at our mother's knee that we acquire our noblest and truest and highest ideals.

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I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.

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The writing begins when you’ve finished. Only then do you know what you’re trying to say.

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A crowded police docket is the surest of all signs that trade is brisk and money plenty.

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