Mark Twain Quotes, Artist Quotes, Waiting Quotes

The easy part of being an artist is figuring out the message that everyone else is ready to hear. The hard part is waiting for the proper lull to make the announcement.

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Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

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The church is always trying to get other people to reform, it might not be a bad idea to reform itself a little, by way of example

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Courage is not the absence of fear, but the mastery of it.

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The average man is what his environment and his superstitions have made him; and their function is to make him an ass. He can't add up three or four new circumstances together and perceive what they mean; it is beyond him. He is not capable of observing for himself; he has to get everything at second-hand. If what are miscalled the lower animals were as silly as man is, they would all perish from the earth in a year.

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It is a mystery that is hidden from me by reason that the emergency requiring the fathoming of it hath not in my life-days occurred, and so, not having no need to know this thing, I abide barren of the knowledge.

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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot.

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School gets in the way of my learning.

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The heart is the real fountain of youth.

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Humor is the good natured side of a truth.

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Everybody lies...every day, every hour, awake, asleep, in his dreams, in his joy, in his mourning. If he keeps his tongue still his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude will convey deception.

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Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.

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Most of the things I worried about in life never happened.

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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

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Leaving out the gamblers, the burglars, and the plumbers, perhaps we do put our trust in God after a fashion. But, after all, it is an overstatement. If the cholera or black plague should come to these shores, perhaps the bulk of the nation would pray to be delivered from it, but the rest would put their trust in The Health Board.

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A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.

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It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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We must put up with clothes as they are they have their reason for existing. They are on us to expose us to advertise what we wear them to conceal.

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It has always been a peculiarity of the human race that it keeps two sets of morals in stock-the private and the real, and the public and the artificial.

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Give a man a reputation as an early riser and he can sleep 'til noon.

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