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The secret of making progress is to get started.

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She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.

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Custom is, to think a handsome thing in private but tame it down in the utterance.

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All scenery in California requires distance to give it its highest charm.

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The equator was wisely put where it is, because if it had been run through Europe all the kings would have tried to grab it.

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Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

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No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

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If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

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On with dance, let joy be unconfined, is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to unconfined.

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In the ancient city of London, on a certain autumn day in the second quarter of the sixteenth century, a boy was born to a poor family of the name of Canty, who did not want him.

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You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.

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The English are mentioned in the Bible; Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

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In religion, India is the only millionaire... the One land that all men desire to see, and having seen once, by even a glimpse, would not give that glimpse for all the shows of all the rest of the globe combined.

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I have been reading the morning paper. I do it every morning-knowing well that I shall find in it the usual depravities and basenesses and hypocrisies and cruelties that make up civilization, and cause me to put in the rest of the day pleading for the damnation of the human race. I cannot seem to get my prayers answered, yet I do not despair.

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I like criticism, but it must be my way.

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God was left out of the Constitution, but was furnished a front seat in this nations currency. ("In God we Trust") is a lie, this nations trust has always been with the dollar.

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It now seems plain to me that that theory ought to be vacated in favor of a new and truer one...the Descent of Man from the Higher Animals.

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a fully belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

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If there wasn't anything to find out, it would be dull. Even trying to find out and not finding out is just as interesting as trying to find out and finding out; and I don't know but more so.

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If the Christians of America could be persuaded to vote God and a clean ticket, it would bring about a moral revolution that would be incalculably beneficent. It would save the country.

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