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Life is short. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly and love truly.

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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

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You are a coward when you even seem to have backed down from a thing you openly set out to do

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It's easy to endure adversity -- if it happens to someone else.

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Always tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember what you said.

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I don't believe any of you have ever read Paradise Lost, and you don't want to. That's something that you just want to take on trust. It's a classic ... something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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I was born lazy. I am no lazier now than I was forty years ago, but that is because I reached the limit forty years ago. You can't go beyond possibility.

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I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

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To write without pay until somebody offers pay. If nobody offers pay within three years, the candidate may look upon this circumstance with the most implicit confidence as the sign that sawing wood is what he was intended for.

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I could forgive the boy, now, if he'd committed a million sins!

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I can live for two months on a good compliment.

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But that's always the way; it don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway. If I had a yaller dog that didn't know no more than a person's conscience does I would pison him. It takes up more room than all the rest of a person's insides, and yet ain't no good, nohow.

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Books are the liberated spirits of men.

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Wherefore being all of one mind, we do highly resolve that government of the grafted by the grafter for the grafter shall not perish from the earth.

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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.

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Never tell a lie-except for practice.

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There are two reasons why anybody buys anything. The real reason, and the reason they give you.

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The soul and substance of what customarily ranks as patriotism is moral cowardice -- and always has been.

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