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I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.

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Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.

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Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours. When you make a decision to "be" a particular way, you can count on change and external circumstances to come along which will challenge that decision. Remain vigilant after declaring a major decision and manage yourself in relationship to the goal. Set up structures that support you staying on target.

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The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.

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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

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The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.

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It is better to be alone than unwelcome. - Eve

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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

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What do you think of the human mind? I mean, in case you think there is a human mind.

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Dance like nobody's looking.

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Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.

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Let us draw the curtain of charity over the rest of this scene

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It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.

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To go abroad has something of the same sense that death brings. I am no longer of ye-what ye say of me is now of no consequence.

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The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.

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When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.

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We write frankly and freely, but then we modify before we print.

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