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Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles

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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

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Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.

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Talking of patriotism, what humbug it is; it is a word which always commemorates a robbery.

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He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

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Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.

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I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.

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the rumors of the White Sox demise are greatly exaggerated.

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The unspoken word is capital. We can invest it or we can squander it.

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I don't believe any of you have ever read Paradise Lost, and you don't want to. That's something that you just want to take on trust. It's a classic ... something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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We catched fish, and talked, and we took a swim now and then to keep off sleepiness. It was kind of solemn, drifting down the big still river, laying on our backs looking up at the stars, and we didn’t ever feel like talking loud, and it warn’t often that we laughed, only a kind of low chuckle. We had mighty good weather, as a general thing, and nothing ever happened to us at all, that night, nor the next, nor the next.

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We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

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God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.

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It's easy to make friends, but hard to get rid of them.

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Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.

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If you have nothing to say, say nothing.

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They spell it da Vinci and pronounce it da Vinchy. Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce.

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I have thought many times since that if poets when they get discouraged would blow their brains out, they could write very much better when they got well.

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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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Our most valuable and most instructive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India.

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