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Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame.

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How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

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The exquisitely bad is as satisfying to the soul as the exquisitely good. Only the mediocre is unendurable.

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When I want to read something nice, I sit down and write it myself.

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A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.

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If horses knew their strength we should not ride anymore.

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If your mother tells you to do a thing, it is wrong to reply that you won't. It is better and more becoming to intimate that you will do as she bids you, and then afterwards act quietly in the matter according to the dictates of your better judgment.

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Every person is a book, each year a chapter.

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None but the dead are permitted to tell the truth.

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Honor is a harder master than the law.

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Better a broken promise than none at all.

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If there wasn't anything to find out, it would be dull. Even trying to find out and not finding out is just as interesting as trying to find out and finding out; and I don't know but more so.

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that but the really great make you feel that you too can become great. When you are seeking to bring big plans to fruition it is important with whom you regularly associate. Hang out with friends who are like-minded and who are also designing purpose-filled lives. Similarly be that kind of a friend for your friends.

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Human Beings are the only animals that blush, or need to.

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We adore titles and heredities in our hearts and ridicule them with our mouths. This is our democratic privilege.

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Who would find out that I am a natural fool if I kept always cool and never let nature come to the surface? Nobody.

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

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Is a person's public and private opinion the same? It is thought there have been instances.

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Man is the only animal that deals in that atorcity of atrocities, War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind.

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