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Children and fools always speak the truth

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Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it.

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The Bible is a wonderful book; you can prove anything you want with it.

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Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.

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Wherefore, I beseech you let the dog and the onions and these people of the strange and godless names work out their several salvations from their piteous and wonderful difficulties without help of mine, for indeed their trouble is sufficient as it is, whereas an I tried to help I should but damage their cause the more and yet mayhap not live myself to see the desolation wrought.

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There has been only one Christian. They caught and curcified him-early.

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All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.

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The blunting effects of slavery upon the slaveholder's moral perceptions are known and conceded the world over; and a priveleged class, an aristocracy, is but a band of slaveholders under another name.

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If you've got a nice fresh corpse, fetch him out!

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No one is sane, straight along, year in and year out, and we all know it. Our insanities are of varying sorts, and express themselves in varying forms-fortunately harmless forms as a rule.

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It is at our mother's knee that we acquire our noblest and truest and highest ideals.

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The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's clothes.

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It was in Warwick Castle that I came across the curious stranger whom I am going to talk about. He attracted me by three things: his candid simplicity, his marvelous familiarity with ancient armor, and the restfulness of his company--for he did all the talking.

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Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.

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Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

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One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.

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My heart goes out to anyone who is making his first appearance before an audience of human beings.

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I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.

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A woman springs a sudden reproach upon you which provokes a hot retort, and then she will presently ask you to apologize.

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The insincerity of man-all men are liars, partial or hiders of facts, half tellers of truths, shirks, moral sneaks. When a merely honest man appears he is a comet-his fame is eternal-needs no genius, no talent-mere honesty

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