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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

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Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.

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Begin with the determination to succeed and the work is half done already.

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It is curious and interesting to notice what an attraction a fussy, mincing, nickel-plated word has for you.

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You can't throw too much style into a miracle.

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The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. To live a fulfilled life, we need to keep creating the "what is next", of our lives. Without dreams and goals there is no living, only merely existing, and that is not why we are here.

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Literature is well enough, as a time-passer, and for the improvement and general elevation and purification of mankind, but it has no practical value.

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Forget and forgive. This is not difficult when properly understood.

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When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.

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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.

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There is more real pleasure to be gotten out of a malicious act, where your heart is in it, than out of thirty acts of a nobler sort.

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A lie can make it half way around the world before the truth has time to put its boots on.

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Don't you know that the very thing a man dreads is the thing that always happens?

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What do you think of the human mind? I mean, in case you think there is a human mind.

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There are some books that refuse to be written. They stand their ground year after year and will not be persuaded. It isn't because the book is not there and worth being written -- it is only because the right form of the story does not present itself. There is only one right form for a story and if you fail to find that form the story will not tell itself.

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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

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We Americans worship the almighty dollar! Well, it is a worthier god than Heredity Privilege.

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But we love the Old Travelers. We love to hear them prate and drivel and lie.

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