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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

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Human beings seem to be a poor invention. If they are the noblest works of God where is the ignoblest?

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Manifestly, dying is nothing to a really great and brave man.

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We like to read about rich people in the newspapers; the papers know it, and they do their best to keep this appetite liberally fed.

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This editor is a critic. He has pulled out his carving-knife and his tomahawk and is starting after a book which he is going to have for breakfast.

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Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

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Presbyterianism without infant damnation would be like the dog on the train that couldn't be identified because it had lost its tag.

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The most outrageous lies that can be invented will find believers if a person only tells them with all his might.

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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

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I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

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No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.

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There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous and shallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith is believing what you know ain't so'.

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Your road is everything that a road ought to be...and yet you will not stay in it half a mile, for the reason that little, seductive, mysterious roads are always branching out from it on either hand, and as these curve sharply also and hide what is beyond, you cannot resist the temptation to desert your own chosen path and explore them.

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We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.

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I thoroughly believe that any man who's got anything worthwhile to say will be heard if he only says it often enough.

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Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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Education is what you must acquire without any interference from your schooling.

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I do see that there is an argument against suicide: the grief of the worshipers left behind, the awful famine in their hearts, these are too costly terms for the release.

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The funniest things are the forbidden.

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