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It is a shameful thing to insult a child.

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

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Duties are not performed for duty's sake, but because their neglect would make the man uncomfortable. A man performs but one duty - the duty of contenting his spirit, the duty of making himself agreeable to himself.

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Don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do.

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Every man is a moon; he has a side no one sees.

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We regret the things we don't do more than the things we do.

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Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.

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No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.

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Intellectual food is like any other; it is pleasanter and more beneficial to take it with a spoon than a shovel.

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We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made, or only just happened - Jim he allowed they was made, but I allowed they happened; I judged it would have took too long to make so many. Jim said the moon could a laid them; well that looked kind of reasonable, so I didn't say nothing against it, because I've seen a frog lay most as many, so of course It could be done.

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For a male person bric-a-brac hunting is about as robust a business as making doll-clothes.

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It were not best that we should all think alike.

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One can enjoy a rainbow without necessarily forgetting the forces that made it.

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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.

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But we are all insane, anyway ... The suicides seem to be the only sane people.

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Who knows, he may grow up to be President someday, unless they hang him first!" Aunt Polly about Tom Sawyer

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You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.

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Jane Austen's books, too, are absent from this library. Just that one omission alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.

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