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There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press

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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

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You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends

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The [Kodak is] the only witness I have encountered in my long experience that I couldn't bribe.

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None of us can be as great as God, but any of us can be as good.

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Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it.

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The only certainties in life are death and taxes.

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There's nobody for me to attack in this matter even with soft and gentle ridicule-and I shouldn't ever think of using a grown up weapon in this kind of a nursery. Above all, I couldn't venture to attack the clergymen whom you mention, for I have their habits and live in the same glass house which they are occupying. I am always reading immoral books on the sly, and then selfishly trying to prevent other people from having the same wicked good time.

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I've seen many troubles in my time, only half of which ever came true.

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I couldn't bear to think about it; and yet, somehow, I couldn't think about nothing else.

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Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

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Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.

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Sometimes my feelings are so hot that I have to take the pen and put them out on paper to keep them from setting me afire inside; then all that ink and labor are wasted because I can't print the results

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All gods are better than their reputation.

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... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar.

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No child should be permitted to grow up without exercise for imagination. It enriches life for him. It makes things wonderful and beautiful.

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Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!

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Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles

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She kept up her compliments, and I kept up my determination to deserve them or die.

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To be, or not to be; that is the bare bodkin That makes calamity of so long life.

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