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The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation.

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Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.

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I don't mind what the opposition say of me so long as they don't tell the truth about me. But when they descend to telling the truth about me I consider that this is taking an unfair advantage.

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I've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics. No man can.

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The unexamined life may not be worth living, but the life too closely examined may not be lived at all.

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I'm in favor of progress; it's change I don't like.

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Men are easily dealt with--but when you get the women started, you are in for it, you know.

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The community is eminently Portuguese - that is to say, it is slow, poor, shiftless, sleepy, and lazy.

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Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

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...heaven for climate, and hell for society.

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I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

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He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather.

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I have a religion-but you will call it blasphemy. It is that there is a God for the rich man but none for the poor.....Perhaps your religion will sustain you,will feed you-I place no dependence in mine. Our religions are alike, though, in one respect-neither can make a man happy when he is out of luck.

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Blasphemy? No, it is not blashphemy. If God is as vast as that, he is above blasphemy; if he is as little as that, He is beneath it.

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Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.

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A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish smile caught and fixed forever.

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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

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More than once I have been humiliated by my resemblance to God the father; He is always longing for the love of His children and trying to get it on the cheapest and laziest terms He can invent.

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If your mother tells you to do a thing, it is wrong to reply that you won't. It is better and more becoming to intimate that you will do as she bids you, and then afterwards act quietly in the matter according to the dictates of your better judgment.

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I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.

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