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When they took a young man into Tellson's London house, they hid him somewhere till he was old. They kept him in a dark place, like a cheese, until he had the full Tellson flavour and blue-mould upon him. Then only was he permitted to be seen, spectacularly poring over large books, and casting his breeches and gaiters into the general weight of the establishment.

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What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!

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Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

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Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

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The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

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Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.

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The French complain of everything, and always.

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You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

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I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.

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The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.

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