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You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.

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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

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Sanity is very rare; every man almost and every woman has a dash of madness.

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.

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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

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What I tell you three times is true.

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Indeed, it may be laid down as a general principle, that the more extended the ancestry, the greater the amount of violence and vagabondism; for in ancient days those two amusements, combining a wholesome excitement with a promising means of repairing shattered fortunes, were at once the ennobling pursuit and the healthful recreation of the Quality of this land.

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No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions; he had money as well.

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A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.

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The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

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I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

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To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

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