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Biography lends to death a new terror.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

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If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

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All generalizations are false, including this one.

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I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.

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He took the bride about the neck and kissed her lips with such a clamorous smack that at the parting all the church did echo.

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Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

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I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

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Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

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I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.

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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

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The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man.

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He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he was penitent, he was invariably in the very last stage of maudlin intoxication. He was a ragged, roving, roaring kind of fellow, with a burly form, a sharp wit, and a ready head, and could turn his hand to anything when he chose to do it.

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Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

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Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

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Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.

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