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  • GOLU- Sir jab log hindi,Eng,Urdu Mein bolt hain To Maths Mein Kaise Bolte Honge. Tchr- jayad 3,5, Na Kar 9,2,11 Ho le ni to 4,5, jad denge to 6k36 Dikhne lagenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • kabhi tumhari yaad aati hai to sms padh leti hun......aur jayada yaad aati hai to sms bhej deti hun.....aur kabhi tumhari aawaj sunna chahti hu to ek pathhar utha ke kutte ko mar deti hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi Market Se Lauti. Pati: Mera Andaza Yeh Keh Raha Hai Ki Iss Dibbe Mein Koi Khaane Ki Cheez Hai. Patni: Arey Wah Mere Pati Parmeshwar, Aap Ne Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Hai, Isme Mere Naye Sandals Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bas Itna Hi Kaha Tha Ke "Main Barso Se Pyaasa Hu," . . . . . Aye Dosto . . . . . Kambhakht Ne Muh Me Pipe Daal Kar Motor Hi Chala Di.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mansoon Pe Likha Ek Sher Padosan Ke Liye Aasmaan Pe Kaali Ghata Chaayi Hai Aaj Fir Gharwali Ne Do Baat Sunayi Hai Dil Karta Hai Sudhar Jau Magar Padosan Aaj Fir Bheeg Kar Aayi Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ayi thi mairi qaber pey diya jalaney k liye Ghor kijiye ga Ayi thi mairi qaber pey diya jalaney k liye Rakha houa tail ley gai suhaag rat mananey k liye
    • 10 years ago



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  • बीवियां… आती हैं “हीर” की तरह, लगती हैं “खीर” की तरह, फिर चुभती हैं “तीर” की तरह, और आखिर में … हालत कर देती हैं “फ़कीर” की तरह!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hasino Ke Chehre Pe Har Waqt Khushi Hoti Hai, Un Ke Labo Pe Har Waqt Hansi Hoti Hai, Par Jish Hasina Pe Ye DiL Aata Hai, Wo Pehle Se Hi Fansi Hoti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful' Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too" & BOY to another boy: "You are handsome" Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?" :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy- hm 45 bhai behan h Grl- what ? tmhare ghr population check krne wale nhi aaye the ... Boy - Aaye the pr hm padh rahe the , vo COACHING centr samajh kr chley gaye the
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ishq me ye anjaam paya hai, haat piar taoote muh se khoon aya hai, hospital pahucha to nurse ne farmaya, baharo PHOOL BARSAO kisi ka mehboob aaya hai…. :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: 1 Book 1 Book? Student: 2 Books Teacher: 2 Books 2 Books? Student: 4 Books Teacher: 61,789,365 Books 23,678,989 Books?? Student: LIBRARY
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 BudaSanta Ko Roz Kaju-Badam Khane Ko Deta Santa:Ap Mujhe Roz Kaju-Badam Kyu Dete Ho Budha:Daat To He Nahi Chuskar Fekna Acha Nahi Lagta
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teri bato pe dil haru.... Wah ! wah! Teri surat pe jaan waru.... Wah! wah! Jis din nahi ata tera sms Dil karta he teri kanpatti Pe 2,4 maru..... Ab bolo wah! wah!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai...... Nahi Mera Naam Us Ke Sim Card Me, Waah... Waah... Nahi Mera Naam Us Ke Sim Card Me, Aur Me Sapna Dekhta Hu Ki Ho Uska Naam Mere RationCard Me.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mere sath kissa Ajeeb ho gaya, Jaga tha jo mera Naseeb wo so gaya. Ek pyara sa Dost tha jo krta tha mujhe sms, Lagta h aaj wo B GAREEB ho gaya. Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agr Aapko Lagta Hai Ki Aap Beautiful Hai, Smart Hai, Charming Hai To Kutta Paliye, Billi Paliye, Sher Paliye, Mgr Galat Fahami Mat Paliye
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बार एक लड़की मंदिर में भगवान से मन्नत मांगती है…
    हे भगवान किसी समझदार लड़के को मेरा ब्वॉयफ्रेंड बना दो प्लीज…
    भगवान बोले- अगर समझदार होगा तो इस लफड़े में ही नहीं पड़ेगा…
    घर जाओ बेटी
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • एक शादीशुदा आदमी की ज़िन्दगी में- "अजी सुनते हो...?" का अर्थ होता है- . . . . . . . . . . . . . बिग बॉस चाहते हैं आप कन्फेशन रूम में आएं..
    • 10 years ago



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