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  • Aajkal Ladkiyo k college bag me copy kitaab ki jaga kya kya samaan milega.. ?? . . EK kanghi.. . . Ek perfume ki chhoti sisi.. . . Ek facial cream.. Ek eye brow set karne wali kanghi.. Lakme moisturizer.. 3-4 rumaal.. Lakme compact Lakme kajal Ek chhota sa sisa.. Balo mai lagane wale 3-4 pin.. . . Class mai bhi makeup karti hai aurFir bolti hai boys hame ghoorte kyun rehte hai.. ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:maine new I-phone liya he Girl :waaaooww.. Kaunsi company ka? MORAL: goverment collge ki gawar Larkion Set karoge to yehi Hoga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Niche Jaao Aur Jito Ek Smart Ladki, , , , , , , Aur Niche , , , , , , , , , , , YAKIN Nahi Hota Tum Ek Ladki Ke Liye itna Niche Gir Sakte Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zara si Mobile men de jagah tu Zara sa Inbox le saja.. Zara sa Sent items me ja tu… Zara sa Balance ko le ghata. Me bhejun $m$ tujh ko meri Jaan bepanah.. Sweet
    • 10 years ago



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  • A small girl looks at her brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently… Everyday u come to meet my brother, Don’t u have your own brother?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mashuka: Lagta Hai Meri Aankh Me Kuch Gir Gaya. Mashuk: Ek Tinka Dikh to Raha Hai, Kyo Na Use Wahi Rahne Diya Jaye Main Dubunga To Sahara Dega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • साला स्मार्ट होने का बडा़ प्रॉब्लेम है। लड़कियाँ देखते ही ये सोचती हैं... . . . . . . . . इसकी तो पहले से 4-5 गर्लफ्रेंड होंगी।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya . . Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya Gaya . . . Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna Kyu Maara?”. . . . Santa: “Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta Hai, . . ."Ek Baar De De Baba“ . :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge, raat mein deepak jalte rahenge, khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de, baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Chinese Couple Named Their 3 Babies As.. . 1st Baby "Ching - Chong - Fong" 2nd Baby "Chang - Ching - Kong" 3rd A Negro Child Was Born Husband Named Him.. "Sum - Thing - Wrong"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Murgi Anda deti hai, aur Cow Dudh deti hai, to aisa kaun hai jo dono deta hai. socho.. nahi pata. . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans = DUKANDAR...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Train me ek Husband apni Wife se .. Tujhse Shaadi karke pachta raha hu , Dil karta hai tujhe kutto ke aage daal du .. Saamne wala Passenger .. Bhow , Bhow Bhow , Bhow ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Film Director Ne Heroine Ko Film Ka Seen Samjhate Hue Btaye, Tumhe Nadi Mein Girne Se Hero Bachayega Aur , Apne Kandhe Par Uthakar Nadi Tat Wale Daak Bangle Mein Le Jayenge, Heroine Ne Gambir Hokar Kaha- Tab, Uske Baad Waha Kon Bachayega?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apni Saaso Ko Rok Lijiye, DiL Ki Dhadkano Ko Thaam Lijiye, DiL Ki Gehraai Se Mera Naam Lijiye, Bas Ab Normal Ho Jaiye, Aur Apnaa Kaam Kijiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • yaad teri na aayae aisa honae na dengae, dost tere jaise khonae na dengae sharafat se contact me rehnaa varna kaan ke nichae do kheench ke denge!! Samje ya samjau
    • 10 years ago



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  • EK TELUGU WALA THA UDHER ME BHI BETHA THA TELUGU WALE NE TELUGU ME KHA BHAI THODA PANI LENA MENA KHA IDHER KYO BAHAR JAKE LENA FIR SE TELUGU ME BOLA FIR MAINE USSE TELUGU ME KHA KYA CHAHIYE MUJHE TELUGU NHI AATI
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • इतनी गर्मी है... मन तो कर रहा कि... , . . . . . रज़ाई ओढ़ के आत्महत्या कर लूँ...
    • 10 years ago



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