Tabiyat theek nahi thi, Doctor ke paas gaya tha to doctor ne bola, ek pagal ko SMS bhej do sub theek ho jayega, ...Aur maine apko sms bhej dia . Ab zara acha lag raha hai.
Aaj Main Beemar Hu
Jism Toot Raha Hai,
Aur Hatho Se Takat Nikalti Jaa Rahi Hai,
Kuch Samj Nahi Aa Raha Kya Kru.?
ChaL Ab Natak Chhor Aur Jaldi Se sMs Kar.
Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai
Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai
Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai
Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai
Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai
Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai
Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai
Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai
Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai
Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
Bimar Patni: Wachan Do Ki Tum Mere Marne ,
Ke Baad Dusri Shadi Nahi Karoge,
Pati: Are, Tum Shadi Ki Baat Karti Ho,
Mein To Jindagi Bhar Kisi Ki Bharaat Mein Bhi Nahi Jaunga.
Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral
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Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
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Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.
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Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.
Boy:" Mein Tumhey Bangla Dilaonga,
Car Dilaonga,
Gold Ke Dher Laga Dunga...
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Girl:" Accha Ye Batao Shaam Ko Park Aao Gey Kya ??
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Boy:" Haan Agar Dost Ney Bike De Di To...
Ek Jyotishi Ne Ladki Se Kaha- Badhi Acchi Baat Hai,
Tumhari Hath Ki Rekhaye Btati H Tum Puri Umar Padti Rahogi.
Ladki Chilakar Boli: Pandit Ji Aisa Mat Kahiye,
Ye Btayiye Mein Pass Kab Hongi.
Ram aur Lakcman dono patang uda rahe the,
Tabhi Ravan upar se unki patang pakad leta hai,
Lakcman bolta hai ravan meri patang chod de,
Ram bolta hai mangal bhavan aa mangal hari neeche aava patak ke mari.
PRAYER OF MODERN GIRL
Raghupati raghav
raja ram
aisa var dena Bhagwan,
subah ko uthke jo
chai banaye,
chai bana kar
mujhe uthayephir kahe ise peeomeri jaan
aisa var dena
Bhagwan !
Dopahr ko jab wo
break mein aaye,
aake jaldi se lunch
banaye, phir kahe ise chakho
meri
jaan
aisa war dena
Bhagwan !
Sham ko jab wo
office se aaye, sare din ki
kamaai
pakdaaye,
phir kahe ise udao meri
jaan
aisa war dena
Bhagwan !. .