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Girls College me Strike ho gayi, . . . . . Sabhi girls Naare Laga rahi hai... Boys bhi pichhe khade reh kar Girls ka saath de rahe the.. . ... ... . . . . Girls Naare lagate huye.."HAMARI MAANGE" . . . . Piche se Awaaz Aayi, "SINDUR SE BHARO" "SINDUR SE BHARO...."

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Pappu- Mom Aap Ne Mujhse Jhuth Bola. Mom- Kab Beta? Pappu- Aap Ne Kha K Tumhari Chhoti Bahen Pari Hai. Mom- Haan Bola Tha To. Pappu- To Jab Use Balcony Se Feka To Vo Udi Kyo Nahi.

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दादी को गीता पढ़ते देख पोते ने अपनी मां से पूछा, मां दादी कौन की परीक्षा की तैयारी कर रही हैं? मां : बेटा ये फाइनल ईयर की तैयारी कर रही हैं.

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सुबह से 387 लड़कियो के फोन आ चुके है सब "I love u " बोल रही है. . . . . . . जाने किसने अफ़वाह फैला दी है की " Black money list " मे मेरा भी नाम है

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arz hai.. Uski Ek aankh Itni Khubsoorat Thi. Uski Ek aankh Itni Khubsoorat Thi Ki Uski Doosri aankh Bhi Usi Ko Dekh Rahi Thi.. Waris ali ansari..

10 years ago

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Agr Aapko Lagta Hai Ki Aap Beautiful Hai, Smart Hai, Charming Hai To Kutta Paliye, Billi Paliye, Sher Paliye, Mgr Galat Fahami Mat Paliye

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Log Kahte Hai Ki, "Kaash Padhai Pyar Ki Tarah Hoti, Bas Apne Aap Ho jati" Hum Kehte Hai Ki, "Kaash Pyar Padhai Ki Tarah Hota, Parents Maar-Maar Ke Karwate."

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Pathan: ye kiss chiz ka khet Hai . Kisan: yeh kapas ka khet Hai jisse kapde banaye jate Hai . Pathan: isme salwar wala podha konsa hai

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Kya Aap Pareshan Hai ? Dukhi Rehte Hai ? Neend Nhi Aati ? Kisi Kaam Me DIL Nhi Lagta ? To. To. To. To. To. Samjo Lo Ki Vitamin "She"Ki Kami Hai...!!

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Arz kiya hai Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Gaur farmaiye... Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se. wah wah

10 years ago

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सलमान का नया डायलॉग ::- एक बार जो में कमिटमेंट कर दूं ......तो.....में अपने बाप की भी सुनता हूँ.....और जरूरत पड़े माफ़ी भी मांग लेता हूँ

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Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai, Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi . Buri Na Lage To Samjho.. . . . . Kya Bolu . . . . . . . Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai :P :D

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Bite the Neck Gently Chew the Breast Softly Spread the Legs Slowly Tatse the Juice Excitingly That is how you have to enjoy a Chick . Tandoori Chicken

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Santa:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya. Banta:woh kaise? Santa:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya usne love marriage kar liya.

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Wada Hai Tumahari Dosti Khas Rahegi; Yado Ki Jhalak Dil K Pas Rahegi; Nahi Bhulenge Apko Aur Apki Dosti Ko; Jab Tak Apke Naam Ki SPELLING Yad Rahegi...

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1bar 1ladki sunsan gali me akeli ja rahi thi. 1 Ladka samne aya dono bilkul pas aa gaye ladka side ho gaya ladki chali gayi Moral:Sab tere tarah kamine nehi hote

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Wife(kitchn se):ji sunte ho ajkl me khubsurat hoti ja rhi hu Husband:2mne kaise jana? Wfe:Ajkal meri khubsurti dekhkr rotiya v jalne lagi h.

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K!tn! Der Hu! Ko! $awal Nh! At@, $@wal Hum Puche!n To J@wab Nh! At@, Yeh $@la B@throom Me!n Kon Be!tha H@!, !tn@ L@mba To F@R@Z Ko Bh! Nh! At@

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"Shahjahan" Tha Bevkuf. Jo Banaya Itna Mahnga "TAAJ" . Agr Rakhta Utne Paise Bank Me "AAZ" . To Itna Ata "BYAZ" . Ki Roz Aati Nayi "MUMTAZ" Khan

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"LOVESTORY" Uske kadam jaha jaha pade,.humne vo jagh hotho se chum li or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli: "kaku. tumcha porga mati khate ji" ...Kishor Upase {P}

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