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  • Girl 1: Aaj Kal Ke Ladkon Ka Koi Aitbar Nhi Mein Tho Ab Wasim Ka Muh Bhi Nhi Dekhu Gi, Girl 2: Kyon Kya Hua Tum Ney Usey Kisi Or Ladki Ke Saath Dekh Liya ?? Girl 1 : Nhi Ush Ney Mujhey Kisi Or Ladke Ke Saath Dekh Liya Hai… Vo Kal Keh Rha Tha Ki Vo Dilhi Jaa Rha Hai Jhootha, Ferabi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • In Exam Student Wrote In Answer Sheet.. "Gaai Hamari Mata Hai Hume Kuch Nahi Aata Hai" . . Teacher Wrote A Note.. "Bail Hamara Baap Hai Marks Dena Paap Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye Doctor : Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly ? Santa : Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya. Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li..! Doctor : To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala ? . . . . Santa : Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Road Ke Kinare Baitha Ek Andha Bhik Maang Raha Tha, Ek Aadmi Udhar Se Gujra To Andhe Ne Awaaj Di, Oh Top Wale Baabu. Jara Idhar Bhi Dekho. Ise Andhe Ko Bhi Kuch Dete Jao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tulsi Das Ji Ne Kha He Ki. Pyar Kbhi Na Krna Pardesi Se, Rote-Rote Naina Thak Jayenge. Pyar Krna Hmesha Padosi Se, Roj Balcony Se Darsan To Ho Jayenge..:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beta : Papa ek baat bolun Papa : Bol ? Beta: FACEBOOK pr mere 15 fake id hai.. Papa :Hamramkhor tou muhje q bta ra hai ?? Beta :Aap jis Riya ko 10 din se Chai pe bula rhe ho vo me hi hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • कबीर दास - “ आज का काम कल पर मत छोड़ो क्योंकि हो सकता है कल प्रलय आ जाये और सब ख़तम हो जाये.” . . . . . . आज के नौजवान - आज का काम कल पे जरुर छोड़ो … हो सकता है कल उसके लिए कोई मशीन आ जाये और काम और भी आसान हो जाये…..
    • 10 years ago



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  • sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai, friend: acha wo kaise? Yar kal me ghar aya towo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl cinema main film daikhtey houy apney boy friend sey kahti hai sath wala larka muth mar raha hai Boy:ignore karo jan Girl:kaisey ignore karoun he is using my hand
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:- Table Pe Ink Gira Kar,Bola Kisne Is Ink Ko Girai Hai... Teacher Student Se:-Tum Is Line Ko Kis Tarha Bol Sakte Ho...? Student:- Ye Kis Bloody Idiot Kuttey Ke Bachche Ka Kaam Hai...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 5vi Paas Mein SRK Ne Mujhse Pucha, INDIA Mein aisa Kaun Hai Jo Mahine Mein 1 Baar Nahata Hai..? Khuda Kasam 5 Crore Thukra Diya Magar Tumhara Naam Nahi Bataya..
    • 10 years ago



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  • साइंस टीचर- जब कभी किसी लड़की को मिर्गी के दौरे आएं तो उसे लंबे समय तक किस करो वो सही हो जाएगी। छात्र- वो सब तो ठीक है सर, पर यह बताओ कि उसे यह दौरे दिलाएं कैसे?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khud Ki Mohabt Ko Fanah Kon Karega, Sab Nek Bnege To Gunah Kon Krega, Subah-Shaam Mere Zinda Rehne Ki Dua Karo, Warna Nalayko Tum Ko sMs Kon Karega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dushman Chahy Jitna Be Acha Dost Ban Jaey Us Per Aitbar Na Karo Kuon K Pani Ko Chahy Jitna Be Garam Karlo Aag Bhujanay K Liay Kafi Hota Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai, Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti, Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai, Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Grlfrnd na hone k 6 fayde: 1-Time ki bacht 2-Chain ki Nind 3-koi Mis Call nhi 4-Koi tension nhi 5-No Boring Sms 6-Koi safai nhi ki numbr busy kyo tha. Moral no grlfrnd no tnsn. Samjo kamino
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jub dulhan ka ghoonght uthaya toh KIS NE KIYA KAHA? Dr: munh kholo aur lambe lambe sans lo Driver: haran do rasta lo Conductr: bibi thora sa aage ho jain Techr: agr sabk yad nhi toh foran kan pakr lo Raj mistry: sara material hi nakis use hoa hai Dakoo: baki ka maal kidhr hai. [... Or tum......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zoo me ek aadmi ne 3 bhasa bolne wala tota dekha. Usne test karne ke liye pucha. Admi-who r u? Tota-i m parrat. Admi-tum kaun ho? Tota-main tota hun. Admi-tu k hawa? Tota-tohare mai k bhatar hai re sare ek bar bata dehali to bar-bar kahen puchat hawe!!
    • 10 years ago



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