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Dunia Mein 5 Mushkil Kaam, 1.Hathi Ko Dhakka Lagana 2.Machar Ki Malish Karna 3.Chitti Ko Kiss Karna 4.Ziraf Ki Gardn Dabana 5.Or Aap Logo Se SMS Ki Ummeed Karna..

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Man To Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khidki Se Kudh Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai. Manager : So .. Sir What Can I Do? Man : Abey Saale ! Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi.

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1 night A Boy helped an unknown aumty 2 reach - Beta, raat bahut ho guyi hai, yehi sojao, Bittu k room me. Boy - Nehi aunty, mein hall mein hi so jaunga. Nxt mrnin a beautiful girl comes wit cup of coffee. Boy - Ap kaun? Girl - Mein Bittu aur ap? Boy - Mein gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.

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Boy- Can I Hold Ur Hand?? Girl- No Boy- Why?? Girl- Bcoz It Hurts When U Leave It Boy- . . . Maa Kasam Hamari Acting To Ladkiyo Ki Over Acting??

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Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki . . . ... Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko ge to Kahoge,, . Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gaya.. . Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gaya.. ... . Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gya.. . . . Pappu gusse se Bola:"or Ye Humari Kamini Teachar Hai Jo ab hamare beech nhin rahin..!!

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Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia, Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoq hoga, Shade se pehle bhi mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga, Shadi k bad bhi mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga:pHushain2

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Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin Denge, Tumhaare Jaisa Dost Khone Bhi Nahin Denge, Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo Warna, Ek Kaan Ke Neeche Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge.

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चला लेने दे बापू ‪#‎facebook_whatsapp‬ पढ़ लिख कर कोनसा # star बन जाना है नौकरी तो मिलनी नी किसी # chori का # yaar बन जाना है ।

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Four facts jo khatam hone pe bahut takleef deti hai.... 1) Dosti 2) Paisa 3) Pyaar Aur. 4) Ravivaar.....! Last vala toh rula hi deta hai.

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Apne Roz Hamse Nayi Ummid Laga Rakhi Hai; Apne Dil Me Asha Ki Kiran Jaga Rakhi Hai; Hum Roz Kaha Se Naye MSGs Bheje; Hum Ne Kya SMS Ki Factory Laga Rakhi Hai!!!

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Mere Hath Me Tera Hath Ho Tere Hath Me Bajuwale Ka Hath Ho Aur Uske Hath Me Mera Hath Ho Fir? Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM...

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Kissing At The Top, Holding At The Middle & Fire At The Bottom! Do You Know The Answer? What? Huh.. Dont Think Dirty.. Its A.. “Cigarette!”

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GIRL- My janu, My baby, Mera Baccha, My sweetu, My golu..kya tum mujhse shadi karoge? Bol mela baby . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . BOY- Arre kamini, propose kar rahi hai ya adopt kar rahi hai.?

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Wife: Aaj Mere Tan Badan Me Aag Lagado. Husband Ne Petrol Daal Kar Aag Laga Di. MORAL: Kripya Apni Bhawnao Ko Saral Shabdo Me Prakat Kre.

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whats the full form of COLLEGE.....? C - come..... O - on........ L - lets.... L - love.... E - each..... G - girl..... E - equally.... So attend college everyday.......!

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Me - Walking On Footpath . . Bhikhari: Sahab Kuch Paise De Do, . . Me- Chutte Nhi Hai . . . . Bhikhari: Paytm To Hogana .. To Fir Paytm Kar Dijiye. :-P

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Bacche Ke Khilone Ki Dukan Par Ek Mahila Ne, Kabhi Kharidi Hui Ek Bache Ki Gaadi Ki Aakhiri Kisat Aada Ki, Managar: Raseed Dete Hue Bacha To Thik H Na. Ha Bikul Maje Mein H Aur Kushi Ki Baat Yeh H Ki Kal Uski Shadi H.

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Aisi Kya Dua Du Apko Jo Apke Labo Pe Hasi K Phool Khila De Bas Yahi Dua Hai Meri Rab Se K Khuda Jaldi Se Apki Shadi Kara De. . . . . . . . . Oye Hoye Muskurahat To Dekho.

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तुम्हारी एक चीज़ सब को बहुत पसंद है कि तुम हर काम दिल लगा कर करते हो, क्योंकि.... . . . . . . . दिमाग तो तुम्हारे पास है ही नहीं।

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पत्नी: मेरे पास सबूत है कि तुम्हारा चक्कर पड़ोसन के साथ है। पति: क्या सबूत है? पत्नी: उसका पति कल रात तुम्हारी अंडरवियर पहनकर आया था।

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