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  • Training k doran 1 officer ney 1 sipahi sy pouch:yeh hath main kaya hai? Sipahi rab nawaz:sir yeh bandooq hai officer:yeh bandooq nai tumhari izat aur shan hai tumhari maa hai maa. Then officer to next pathan sipahi: yeh kaya hai pathan:sir yeh rab nawaz ki ammi aur hamari khala hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boys N Grls 1st Meetng Me Kya Sochte Hain Grl:Kitna Sidha H! Boy:Kya Maal H! Girl:Nice Bhvur! Boy:Kash Pat Jaye! Grl:Dresin Zbrdast H! Boy:Skirt Me Or Hot Lagegi! Grl:Agr Razi Ho Gya To Isi Se Shadi Krungi! Boy:Bs 1 Bar Haa Karde Mjhe Kaunsi Shadi Krni H!
    • 10 years ago



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  • हम तो ऐसे ही उदास बैठे बैठे पानी में पत्थर फेंक रहे थे.. अचानक एक मेंढक पानी से निकला.. और बोला.. तू पानी में तो आ साले बताता हु तुझे अपनी वाली के चक्कर में तूने मेरी वाली का सर फोड़ दिया!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Geography Teacher: Agar koi chota planet prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga? Student: to ‘Tadang’ jaisa aavaj aayega. Sir gusse se: Kyu ?? Student: Ye Duniya, Ye Duniya Pittal di.
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Har Ek Friend Kamina Hota Hai"Ladka Dost Se: Yaar Maine ApniGirl Friend Ko Uski BirthdayPe Apni Behan Ki New DiamondRing Chori Kar K Gift De Di,..Dost (Thappad Maar Kar) :Kaminey Itni Mehngi Kharidi Thi Maine..Ladka: Saale Marta Kyun Hai...Teri Ghar Hi To Wapis Gayi Hai.Like to kar do..navi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Larka-Larki Hotel Me Gaye... Wter:- Kya Loge..? Larki:- Sabziyoo Bali Roti:-) Wter:- What?? Larka: Gaon Ki Hai, PIZZA Maang Raho Hai...0:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Ke Sath Betha Tha, 2Nd Day Dusri Ladki Ke Saath Dekha Gaya, 3Rd Day Aur Ladki Thi. Moral: Ladkiya Badal Jaati Hai, Ladke Nahi BadaLte.
    • 10 years ago



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  • लडकीयां 300 की एक सेंडल खरीद के आएगी और “पूरे घर मे कहती हैं शापिंग करके आ रही हूं” . और लडके 2००० की दारु पीकर आते है फिर भी, . “चुप चाप सो जाते है “साधा जीवन उच्च विचार”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Glfrnd k sath, Room k andar, Table k uper, Bulb k niche De takatak Le takatak Dirty mind The r plying table tenis.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jane kya jaadu hai unke hathon mein, Kadwa karela bhi mitha ho jata hai, Majboor ho jata hu duniya bhul jane mein, Hosh kuch rehta nahi unke pakwaan khane mein.. Wow sweet
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ham Dosti Nibhana Jante Hai. Zakham Kitne Bhi Gehre Ho Dava Jante Hai. Hame Bhulne Ki Koshis Mat Karna A Dost. Ham Gala Dabana Bhi Jante Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • BRUCE LEE"S Favourites: Vegetable:MU-LEE, Breakfast:ID-LEE, Festival:DIWA-LEE, Actress:SONA-LEE,Music:QAWA-LEE, Film:COO- LEE, Animal:BILL-LEE.Timepass: KHUJ-LEE
    • 10 years ago



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  • these are the magic fishes <:}}>< <:}}>< <:}}>< <:}}>< <:}}>< these can swim in ur mobile screen. u want to check ? hello aashiqi 1st fill water in ur mobile then u can see.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khud Ki Mohabt Ko Fanah Kon Karega, Sab Nek Bnege To Gunah Kon Krega, Subah-Shaam Mere Zinda Rehne Ki Dua Karo, Warna Nalayko Tum Ko sMs Kon Karega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Pandit Je Eke Pass Pahucha Aur Dukhi Mann Se Bola- Meri Patni Marr Gayi H Antim Sanskar Karwane Chalo. Pandit: Lekin Jajman Abhi Do Saal Pehle To Maine Tumhari Patni Ka Antim Sankar Karwaya Tha. Aadmi: Maine Dobara Shadi Kar Li Thi. Oh! Mujhe Nahi Malum Tha. Bhdayi Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dhoka Mila jab Pyar Me, Zindagi Me Udaasi Chha Gyi, Socha Tha Chhod Denge iss Rah ko, Kambkht Phir Ek Nye Number Se Missed Call Aa Gyi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar aap kisi ko tahe dil se pyaar karte ho..... . . . To . . . To . . . To . . . . Ye aapka problem hai..... :-P Meko kya Bhugto
    • 10 years ago



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  • छोड़ दिया गर्लफ्रेंड ने ये कहकर , तुम तो जनरल कास्ट हो .. तुमसे मोहब्बत निभाने के चक्कर में मेरे बच्चो को नौकरी भी नही मिलेगी।
    • 10 years ago



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