कभी कभी ट्रैफिक देख कर मन करता है! काश मेरे पास बाइक की जगह "भल्लालदेव वाला रथ" होता! :joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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WARNA BEZZATTI
Yu na kisi k dil se khelo......
wah*wah
Yu na kisi k dil se khelo...
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Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata
TOH? ? ?
Computer aur mobile bech
kar radio
lelo Ho gayi na ab bejjati....
:o :p
Attitude of Girls:-When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS
She Laughs For 10 Minutes,
Forwards That to Her Friends
and...!
Then Replies the Boy
I Don’t Like That Kind of SMS...!!
Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya:- Kaha ho tum ??
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Husband:- Tumhe woh Jwellery shop yaad hai jahan
tume ek diamond ka set pasand aaya tha aur tab mere pass itne paise nahi the ki main wo tumhe leke de sakun..
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Wife :- Haan yaad hai...
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Husband:- Phir maine tumse
kaha tha ki ek din main tumhein woh zaroor leke dunga..
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Wife bahut khush hote hue: Haan Haan ji, mujhe
achche se yaad hai..
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Husband:- Main uski baju
wale pub me beer pe raha hu thoda late aunga..... :-)
Aajkal Motorcycle Company Es Tarah Ki bike Bna Rahi Hai Jis Par Pee6 Baithi Ladki, Girlfriend Ki Jagah Esi Lagti Hai Jese Vikram Ke Upper Betaal Latka Ho….!!!
Ansu Tere Nikle To Ankhe Meri Ho;
Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Meri Ho;
Khuda Kare Dosti Hamari Itni Gehri Ho
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Sadak Par Tu Pite Aur Ghalti Meri Ho :p
एयर होस्टेस पंडित से: सर, क्या लेंगे?
पंडित- पूरी, सब्ज़ी, खीर और लड्डू…
एयर होस्टेस –
सर आप किंगफ़िशर के प्लेन में बैठे हैं,
विजय माल्या के श्राद्ध में नहीं!!
Boyfriend : I want to kiss you . . !
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Girlfriend : Nahi , m pregnant ho jaungi..
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Boyfriend : Kiss se pregnant????
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girlfriend : Kyon ki jab m ek bar shuru ho jati hu
toh
m apne aap ki bhi nhi sunti ...
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Bhagwan aisi gf har kisi ko de .
Milan
Ladka : Kal Raat Mere Spane Mein Salman Sharma Aaya Tha,
Aur Tumhare Sath Jabardasti Karne Ki Kosish Kar Raha Tha.
Ladki : To Kya Maine Usne Sab Kuch Karne Diya.
Ladka : Nahi Tumne Saaf Mana Kar Diya.
Ladki: Phir To Koi Or Ladki Hogi Wo.
Aap Ki Tarif Mein
4 Line Pesh Kar Raha Hu Ummeed Hai..
Aap Ko Pasand Aayegi.. _________
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Gin Lo Puri 4 LINE Hai..
>>Waris ali
Khali Jagah Me "HAA" Ya "NAHI" Bharo,
1:___Main insaan Nahi, Bandar Hu.
2:___Main Hi PagaL Hu.
3:___Mere Dimag Ka Koi ilaaj Nahi.
4:___Mujhe PagaLKhane Hi Jana Hai.
Kya mast air chal raele hai
Cow log grass eat kar raele hai
Dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hain
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.