New punishment for mobile owners:
Missed call k liye paanch saal jail,
Sms k liye phaansi,
Call k liye umer qaid,
aap mat darain KANJOOS k liye
ek lakh ka inam hai ha ha ha ha
एक भैंस घबराई हुई जंगल मे भागी जा रही थी :disappointed_relieved: . . एक चूहे ने पूछा : क्या हुआ बहन कहाँ भागे जा रही हो?:flushed: . . भैंस : जंगल मे पुलिस हाथी पकडने आई हैं...!!!:weary: . चूहा : पर तुम क्यों भाग रहीं हो तुम तो भेंस हो?:scream: . . भैंस : ये भारत है भाई !:unamused: . पकडे गये तो 20 साल तो अदालत मे ये सिद्ध करने मे ही लग जायेंगे कि:dizzy_face: " मैं हाथी नही भैंस हूँ ":disappointed: . . "यह सुनते ही चूहा भी भागने लगा"..…!!! :rat::mouse2::rat::mouse2::water_buffalo::water_buffalo:
Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyaar kya
Hota Hai Sir ??
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Teacher: Jab Tum Badi ho
kar Achi Ladki Banogi to
Tumhe 1 pyar karne wala milega.
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Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to ?
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Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge
Nazre MiLe To Use IZHAR Kehte Hai,
Neend Na Aaye To Use PYAR Kehte Hai,
Smile De To Use IKRAR Kehte Hai,
Jo in Zmelo Me Nahi Pade Use Hi SAMAJDAR Kehte Hai.
Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
College ki galiyon main ajeeb khel hota hai...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hai
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hai...
Iss liye to PAPPU her saal fail hota hai
Aashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Mein;
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Mein;
Magar Ye Fouzii Dilruba Nahi Samajhti;
Golgappe Khati Firti Hai Baazar Mein!
Santo :- Akhir Tum Itni Pareshan Ku Ho.
Banto :- Raat Main Eek Sapne Dekha H. Or Sapne Me Mere Pati Kisi Ladki Ke Ssath Hath Meikn Hath Daal Ke Bahar Ghum Rahe The.
Santo:- Tum Itni Pareshan Ku Ho Rahi Ho Wo Sirf Sapna Tha.
Banto: Jab Mere Sapne Mein Wo Aise Kar Sakte H To Apne Sapno Mein Kya Karte Honge.
Son: (pointing to the breast) Mom ye kya hai?
Mom: Ye balloon hai.
Son: Mom aapke balloon kamwali ke balloon se
chhote kyun hain?
Mom: Tune kamwali ke kab dekhe?
Son: Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.