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  • Inspector: Jail Me Kaise Aye? Sardar: Media Ki Ladki Khadi Thi, Uske Tshirt Pe Press Likha Tha, Inspector: Phir? Sardar: Maine Press Kar Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Funy poetery Chaand nikla roshni sar-e-aam hoi wah wah wah Chaand nikla roshni sar-e-aam hoi Pahley maa ka ladla bigra tha ab muni badnaam hoi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ik punjabi darbar per gaya aur bola:maira prize bond her souret vich nikalna chahaiye jaisey hi wo darbar sey baher nikla uski jaib sey kisi ney prize bond nikal liya punjabi doubara darbar per gaya aur bola:baba G pehley kisi kanjer di pouri gul samjya karo fair action laya karo
    • 10 years ago



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  • जो मिल गया उसे मुकद्दर समझो, खुद को वक्त का सिकंदर समझो ! क्यूँ डरते हो गम के तूफानों से, … … गम को केले का पेड़, और खुद को बन्दर समझो … !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota, Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota, Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-e-natwaan Se, Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota Tou Mujhe Bukhaar Hota, Jo Mein Tujko Yad Karta Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta, Mere Sath Bhi Yakeenan Yehi Bar Bar Hota, Kisi Chowk Mein Lagate Koi Chooriyon Ka Khokha, Tere Sheher Mein Bhi Apna Koi Karobaar Hota, Gham-o-ranj Aashiqana Nahin, Calculator’aana, Isey Mein Shumaar Karta Jo To Be’shumaar Hota,
    • 10 years ago



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  • शादी मे चाहे कितना भी बड़ा आदमी क्यों ना आ जाये.... लेकिन टशन उस लौंडे का भारी रहता है जिसके अंडर में दारू का हिसाब किताब रहता है!! Heart
    • 10 years ago



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  • A girl remove her jeans nd threw it at her boyfrnd n said make me feel like your wife... Boy too removed his jeans nd said WASH BOTH cloth hahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sooraj Se Acha Tara Koi Nahi; Jaisa Hai Rishta Hamara Doosra Koi Nahi; Chahe Sari Duniya Me Dhund Lo; Mere Jaisa Pyara Aur Tere Jaisa Awara Koi Nahi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Love Marriage Ka MatLab Apni GirLFriend Ko Wife Banana Arrange Marriage Ka MatLab.? ? ? ? Socho.? ? ? ? Kisi Aur Ki GirLFriend Ko Wife Banana.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: I Love U . Girl: But I Love Someone Else, . Boy: Okay, No Problem, Ur happiness Is More Important For Me Than Ur Love. . . :/ . . . MORAL: Jahan Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Wahan Dialogue To Acche Bolne Chahiye..:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Kya Tumhare Dost Ko Cocktail Party Mein Maja Aaya? Banta: Use To Barbar Shikayat Rahi. Santa: Shikayat? Kis Baat Ki Banta: Niche Chat Hone Ki. Santa: Niche Chat, Kaise Chat? Mein Kuch Samjha Nahi. Banta : Are Bhai, Wo To Shuru Se Lekar Aakhir Tak Mej Ke Niche Ghusa Hua Ye Shikyat Karta Raha Ki Kamre Ki Chat Bahut Niche H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Neend Aati Hai To Khwaab Aata Hai Khwaab Mein Ek Ladki Aati Hai Ladki Ke Piche Uska Baap Aata Hai Phir Na Neend Aati Hai Na Khwaab Aata Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aap Jante Ho Ki Ladkiyo Ki Life HAPPY Aur ENJOYMENT Wali Kyo Hoti Hai.? ? ? ? ? ? KyuKi Unko Koi Girl Friend Nahi Hoti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa- Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak? Beti- Boyfriend Ke Saath, Maa- Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala, Beti- Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rab kare aap ko sab miley Himmat Izzat Rupaiya Bungalow Style Smile Personality Popularity Car Pyar . . Ab bhi button daba rahe ho LAALCHI.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: "Aaj pehli baar tum class me baat kar rahi ho.. . . . hamesha tum nazre jhukake meri baate sunti thi kya ho gya hai tumhe.. ?? ... . . . . . . . . Pinky:" sir ji net pack khatm ho gya hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Timepass Ka New StyLe 1 Ma6ar Ko Pakdo Usko Jamin Pe Leta Do Fir Gudgudi Karo Or Jaise Wo Hasne K Liye Muh KhoLe NaLayak Ko aLLout PiLa Do;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • बीवी ने बड़े प्यार से पति के गले में बाहें डाली और पूछा, कैसी लग रही हूं जी? . . पति: जैसे भगवान शंकर के गले में नागिन लिपटी हो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • whats the full form of COLLEGE.....? C - come..... O - on........ L - lets.... L - love.... E - each..... G - girl..... E - equally.... So attend college everyday.......!
    • 10 years ago



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