Teacher: Chennai Ko Kiu Chennai Kehte He?
Student: Sir Chennai Ke Log Lungi Pehente
Hai
Or Lungi Mein Chen Nehi Hoti Hai
Isliya To Chennai Ko Chennai Kehte Hai.
Bahaduri kya hai ???
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Der raat
Jab aap frnds k party k baad ghr aao
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... Aur mumy gate par jhaadu lekar kharhi ho
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Or
tum pucho: hey mom, abhi tak jhaadu lga rhiho ??
Girl: Bas Kro Air Kitna Karoge
Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene
Ho Ab Subha Ho Gye Hai Thake
Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To
Din Raat Karunga Qki
Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..!
Tumhare Paas 5 Wajah Ho Sakti Hain
Mujhe SMS Na Karne Ki
1. Time Nahi
2. Free SMS Nahi
3. Balance Nahi
4. Network Nahi
5. Ya Phir Soye Sher Ko Jagane Ki Himmat Nahi.
Chuhe!
Funy Question
Ager Shadi Ki Rat Apka Bed Toot Jaye
To Subha Ghar Walon Ko Kya Waja Batao Gay?
Reply Me.
Apne Doston Ko Send Karo
Barey Mazedar Jawab Aein Gay
I Garib ka beta: Maa mene
sapna dekha ke...
mera 1 pair zameen par aur dusra aasman Mein..
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Maa: Is tarah ke sapne mat
dekha kar, beta ,
ek hi chaddi hai wo bhi
phat jayegi.....
Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aa jayegi mere jindgi me sweet
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..
Baap Bete Se:
Abki Bar Exam Me Fail Hua To Mujhe Papa Mat Kahna
Result Aane Ke Baad Baap Ne Bete Se Puchh Ki Result Kya ha To
Beta Bola: Dimag Mat Kharab Kar Madan Lal Tune Papa Hone Ka Hak Kho Diya.
Santa : Aap Gaye ( Cow ) Ka Dudh Use Karte H.?
Banta: Ji Nahi, Wo To Patla Hota H.
Santa: Phir Bhais (Buffalo) Ka.?
Banta: Ji Nahi Wo To Gada Hota H.
Santa: Phir Bakri Ka.?
Banta: Ji Nahi, Wo To Pani Jaisa Hota H.
Santa: Phir Dibbe Ka ?
Banta: Nahi Sahab Mein Dibba To Bilkul Pasand Nahi Karta.
Santa: Phir ?
Banta: Mein Delhi Dugd Yojna Ka Dudh Istemaal Karta Hu.
Usme Saari Kubhiya Ek Sath Hoti H.
Roz Logo Se Pange Honge
Roz Tere Ghar Mein Dange Honge
Agar Tu Mujhe SMS Nahi Bhejega To Yaad Rakhna
Tere 12 Bache Honge Aur Sare Lafange Honge
wery bed