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  • What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite? . . . Socho ? . . . BOW BOW! What else can a dog say? ha ha ha
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Har koi banda is duniya me cool har koi deta hool hai jo yeh meaage pad rha hai weh sabse bada . . . . Fool hai. Sorry dost.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • साले अजीब दोस्त मिले है अगर मैं मर भी गया तो मेरी क़ब्र पे आके एक सेल्फी खींच कर पोस्ट करेंगे,
    “Me AND My Friend At स्मशानघाट – Feeling Sad.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin Denge, Tumhaare Jaisa Dost Khone Bhi Nahin Denge, Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo Warna, Ek Kaan Ke Neeche Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Break-Up Ki 1 Month Baad Wo Mere Pass Aa Kar Boli.. . Tumhe Pyaar Karne Ki Saza Do Mujhe. . . . Fir Kyaa?? . Maine V Jaa K Uski Papa Ko Saab Bata Diya. . Kasam Se Bohot Piti Sali..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Ek Aadmi Mar Gaya. Uski Budhi Maa Roti Hui Aye Mera Beta To Roj Ek Kilo Dudh Ke Sath Aadha Kilo Badam Khaya Karta Tha, Ab Aisa Kaun Karega, Sab Sunkar Bhid Mein Se Santa Bola Aap Chinta Na Kare Maa Ji Mein Kha Liya Karunga. Budhi Aur Jore Se Rone Mere Bete Ko Dus Lakh Ka Karja Bhi Chukana Tha. Uss Karje Ko Kon Chukayega. Uss Ladke Ne Sab Ko Kaha- Bhaiyo Aap Bhi Kuch To Kariye. Ya Sab Kuch Mein Hi Karta Rahunga.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • U r so Vichitra I cant draw ur Chitra Bt i like ur Charitra ur heart is so Pvitra dat is y u r my mitra Smjhe vichitra charitra wale pvitra mitra. hahaha:-)) °
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Agar aap kisi ko tahe dil se pyaar karte ho..... . . . To . . . To . . . To . . . . Ye aapka problem hai..... :-P Meko kya Bhugto
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Kya mast air chal raele hai Cow log grass eat kar raele hai Dog log bark bark kar raele hai Shaane log SMS kar raele hain DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • A@pne $una Hog@ K! Maa-B@ap K K@rmo K@, Ph@l B@chon Ko Bhug@tna P@dta H@!, P@r Ky@ A@pko P@ta H@! K!, Kbh!-Kbh! Maa-Baap K K@rmo Ka, Phal Unke D@madon Ko Bh!, Bhugtn@ Padt@ Ha!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • *BSNL Customer Care* Me: Internet bohat slow chal raha hai Customer Care Man: Wow! Internet toh chal raha hai na kush raho
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Girl: 0n call Kon ho tum? Boy: Hasrat Teri Girl: dekhty ho kya? Boy: Surat teri Girl: Krty ho kya? Boy: Pooja teri Girl: kafir ho kya? Boy: Soch hy teri Girl: Chahty ho kya? Boy: Muhabbat teri Girl: Pachtao ge Boy: Kismat meri Girl: Veena Malik hu me Boy: Oo teri. Sorry  anti wrong …nomber K.k.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Beti: Papa Mere Mobile Me Kisine "I Love You" Ka Msg Bheja Hai Dad: Aisa Msg Kabhi Receive Nhi Karna Chahiye Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De.;) .........
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Which Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet..? Answer "W" Bcoz All Worries Start With "W" Who, Why, What When, Which, Whom, Where War, Wine, Whisky, Women And Finally Above All.. "WIFE"
    • 10 years ago



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  • पत्नी : सुनो जी, जब आपने पहली बार घुघंट उठाया था तो आपको कैसा लगा था ???. . . . . . पति : मां कसम, मैं तो मर ही जाता अगर टीवी पर “आहट” देखने की आदत नहीं होती तो..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Aj taitanic ka 95th aniversary hai, isliye sache prami jack or rose ki yaad me apne mobile ko pani me 2min dubokar rakhe, unki atma ko santi milegi!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Ek Din Ravan Disko Gaya Aur Mo Behons Ho Gaya.! Soncho Kyon..!! ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? Kyon Ki Disko Me Entry Ke Liye 5000 Rs. Per Head Tha...!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS