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5vi Paas Mein SRK Ne Mujhse Pucha, INDIA Mein aisa Kaun Hai Jo Mahine Mein 1 Baar Nahata Hai..? Khuda Kasam 5 Crore Thukra Diya Magar Tumhara Naam Nahi Bataya..

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DOCTOR- APNAR JOMOJ BACHHA HOYECE. ROGI- HOBEI TO JONMER AGE ASHQU 2, PAGLU 2, CHALLANGE 2, DABANG 2 FILM DEKHECHI. DOCTOR- VAGGIS APNI KHOKA 420 DEKHEN NI.

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1 Bachha Bahooot Der Se Ro Rha Tha.. Maa Ne Puchha: "Mere Lal Ko Kya Chahiye? Toffee, Biscuit, Ya Chocolate" Bachha:"Bas 1 Sanam chahiye, Aashiqi ke Liye!"GN

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पत्नी: तुम मुझसे कितना प्यार करते हो? पति: शाहजहां से भी ज्यादा. पत्नी: मेरे मरने के बाद ताजमहल बनाओगे. पति: मैं तो प्लॉट ले भी चुका हूं पगली देर तो तू ही कर रही है

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Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna, Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat, Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…

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Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge jab aap hamse khafa hojaoge jab aap hamein bhool jaoge tb aisa thapar parega ki sab yaad aajayega

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Ladki Ka Attitude Hume Pasand Nahi, Ladki Ki Baate Hume Pasand Nahi, Ye To Dosto Ki Zid Hai Ki BHABHI Chahiye, Warna GirlFriend Banana Hume Pasand Nahi.

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Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota Puchho To . Woh Kaise? . Ldka Ldki Se Kehta . Hello Madam . PAPPI TA DO. By Raj

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Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyaar kya Hota Hai Sir ?? . Teacher: Jab Tum Badi ho kar Achi Ladki Banogi to Tumhe 1 pyar karne wala milega. . . Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to ? . . . Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge

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Santa In Court ( Sad ) : Bachpan Mein Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Nahi Dekhna Padta . . . . . Judge : Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa ? . . . . . . Santa : Judge Sahab Tum Bhi Gawaaro Wali Baat Kar Rahe Ho...Jab Suni Hi Nahi To Bataau Kaise.. xD

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Our government says: K 5 rs. me khana milta h . . . . . ye sunkar hm 5 rs. le kr restaurant pahuch gaye... . . . . . . . . . Manager ne roti sabji k 5 airtel video dikha diye.. . . . . . . Mazak ki b had hoti h...!!!...

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Aapki bato pe dil haru WAH! WAH! Aapki surat pe jan waru WAH! WAH! Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms dil karta hai aapko patak-patak ke maru! Ab bolo WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH!

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Ek Baat DiL Se Batana Is Kalyug Me Aakar Tum Jaise Paapiyo Ne Aisa Koun Sa Achha Kaam Kiya Jo Tumhe Mujh Jaisa Masum Aur Pyara Dost MiLa.?

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ladka ladki se I love you , , ladki I heta you , , ok me apke liye ring laya tha , , , ladki i love you me mazak kar rahi thi

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Girl 1: Aaj Kal Ke Ladkon Ka Koi Aitbar Nhi Mein Tho Ab Wasim Ka Muh Bhi Nhi Dekhu Gi, Girl 2: Kyon Kya Hua Tum Ney Usey Kisi Or Ladki Ke Saath Dekh Liya ?? Girl 1 : Nhi Ush Ney Mujhey Kisi Or Ladke Ke Saath Dekh Liya Hai… Vo Kal Keh Rha Tha Ki Vo Dilhi Jaa Rha Hai Jhootha, Ferabi...

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Sweet Insult!! Ek Ladka Gadhe Ke Samne Gir Gaya. Ek Khubsurat Ladki Ne Dekha Aur Kaha Apne Bade Bhai K Pair Chhu Rahe Ho Kya? Ladka : Ji Bhabhiji.

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Indian Banks Description IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis

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Ek Budhi Aurat Apni Saheli Se. Janti Ho Kal Ek Lakde Ne Mujhe Chand Kaha. Dusri : Acha Kaise Mein Kal Apni Ladki Ke Sath Jaa Rahi Thi To Ek Ladke Ne Meri Beti Ko Dekhkar Kaha- Mast Chand Ka Tukda H Bilkul.

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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO", Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE" WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!

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Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi, har din karu to paresani hogi, kabhi kabaar karu to kanjusi hogi sweet , par dil se karu toh aapko khushi hogi.

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