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  • 4 Boys On A Bike , Police:-Triple Riding Is Banned Aur Tum 4 Baithe Ho...? Boys (Shocked ):-Look Behind... And Says: Saalo 5wa Kaha Gir Gaya...?Jisne Party Deni Thi.. Boys Rocks,Police Shocks.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Patni ne pati ko Surprise krne k lie kitchtn mein jakr new SIM card se call ki . . . Or boli,, Hllo darling... Pati: baad mein call kro jaan abhi wo kutti kamini kitchen mein hain..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain, Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain, Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain, Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai… :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • A@pne $una Hog@ K! Maa-B@ap K K@rmo K@, Ph@l B@chon Ko Bhug@tna P@dta H@!, P@r Ky@ A@pko P@ta H@! K!, Kbh!-Kbh! Maa-Baap K K@rmo Ka, Phal Unke D@madon Ko Bh!, Bhugtn@ Padt@ Ha!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajnikant ki shaadi mein. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aag ne uske 7 phere liye the :-D:-P ..B-boy gank..
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay. Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga Chatakh! Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha Chatakh! Mom:Kia howa? Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay.. ChatakhHushain2
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiana Sajane Se Darte Hain; Baagon Mein Phool Khilanne Se Darte Hain; Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaaeinge Hazaaro Dil; Tabi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananee Se Darte Hain!
    • 9 years ago



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  • अपवाद: लड़के की सफलता के पीछे एक लड़की का हाँथ होता है। In General: लड़के की असफलता के पीछे लड़की का हाँथ होता है ।
    • 9 years ago



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  • . INDIA :- Kabhi noto ke liye mar gaye, . Kabhi voto ke liye mar gaye.. . . kabhi sheela ki jawaani ke liye mar gaye.. . kabhi jalebi bai diwaani ke liye mar gaye.. . Kabhi fb pr LIKE SHARE k liye mar gye . kabhi jaati..paati ke naam par mar gaye.. . kabhi sarkaar ke kaam par mar gaye.. . . kabhi ham aapas me do gaz zamino ke liye mar gaye.. . . . hote aaj Veer BHAGAT SINGH to kehte.. yaar SUKH-DEV . RAJGURU , Ham bhi kin kamino ke liye mar gaye..
    • 9 years ago



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  • यूं देखा ना करो हमे हँसते हँसते यूं देखा ना करो हमे हँसते हँसते मेरे दोस्त बहुत ख़राब हैं कह देंगे भाभीजी नमस्ते
    • 9 years ago



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  • Agr apki SHAADI nhi huyi To isi sal kr lijiye, Qki agle sal govrnmnt iske liye b EXAM lene ki soch rhi h MET (Marriage Eligibility Test) Jago KUWANRo jago.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sangeet ke saath aawaz.. Phool ke saath khusbu.. Jism ke saath rooh.. Khusi ke saath gham.. Aapko tang karne ko hum Har lamha har dam.. Dost
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek aami ki Biwi bhaag gai, 3 Din baad wapas aayi. Admi gusse se bola:- ab kya lene aayi hai. Biwi:- Mobile ka charger bhul gayi thi...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka Ladki Ko Impress Karne Ke Chakkar Me Bike Se Gir Gaya.. . Ladki Boli : Aapko Chhot To Nahi Lagi..? . . Ladka : Aaree Hatt Pagli Hum Bike Se Aise Hi Utarte Hain..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 5vi Paas Mein SRK Ne Mujhse Pucha, INDIA Mein aisa Kaun Hai Jo Mahine Mein 1 Baar Nahata Hai..? Khuda Kasam 5 Crore Thukra Diya Magar Tumhara Naam Nahi Bataya..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pyar - Dukh Ka Bazaar Premi - Dukh Ka Kharidaar Premika - Dukh Ki Dukandaar Dad - Beech Ki Deewaar Behan - Salahkaar Bhai - Peetne Ko Taiyaar Ye Hai Pyar Ka Big Bazaar..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kya apki Girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai.....? . . . Sulagta Jism.? Nashili Ankhen.? Kanp-kapate Honth.? Tharthrata Badan.? Agar hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . To Usko DENGUE hua hai... :-( Jaldi doctor k paas le k bhaag... :-P :-D
    • 9 years ago



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