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  • ek baar santa cafe main coffe pine jaata hai ... waiter- sir hot coffe 15 rs. Aur cold coffe 30 rs tbhi santa ek ladke ko dekhkar bhai coffe jaldi pee le agar thandi ho gayi to 30 rs dene padenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill … . . . Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill . . . Aur . . . Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To . . "Daru Ka Bill" . . . Moral: Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bil grin.png
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khuda Bohot Mehrban He Ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi Vrna Hm Ap Jse Dost Ki Qeemat Kese Ada Krte Qki Chawanni/ Athhani Ab Kaha Chlti He. K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pee Lunga Tumhare Hr Ek Aanshu, Kabhi Apni Mefhil Me Baitha Kar To Dekho, Bhabhi Kahoge Khud Tum Apni GIRL FRIEND Ko, Kabhi "Khuman" Se MiLa Kar To Dekho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bina Make-Up Ke Ladki Khaas Lagti Hai, Make-Up KarLe To Bindaas Lagti Hai, Papa Ke Sath Jaye To Udaas Lagti Hai, Par Jab Jaye AkeLi To Jhakaas Lagti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Best sMs Of 1946. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tab Mobile Tha Kya.? Bas Pagal Ho Jaate Hai Mera Message Padhne Ke Liye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab se howa hai pyar dil bass mein nahin ho raha hai Sab ho raha hai minus, kuch pluss mein nahin ho raha hai Aap ke pyar ka ajab sa jadu chaa geya hai carbon dioxide bahar ja raha hai, na oxygen andar arha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yaar ye Ladkiyan har Saal Rose day Pe Rose.. . Chocolate day pe Chocolate.. . Teddy day pe Teddy Mangti rehti hai. . . . . . Par Kiss Day pe Kabi Kiss Nahi Mangti..Not Fair yaar..:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se . . . . . Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUS
    • 10 years ago



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  • Juda hony ka andesha, juda hony se pehly tha! Wo mujh se intihai khush, khafa hony se pehly tha! Junoon ka daur guzra tou mujhe bi bhool betha wo, Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza hony se pehly tha! Main kese soch sakta tha mujhy wo chorh jayega, Bohat hi ba’wafa wo, bewafa hony se pehly tha!Ma? Ne Kaha K Mujhay Chhor Do Ya Tor Do.! Wo Be-Wafa Hans K BoLi: iTnay Nayaab KhiLonay Roz Kahan MiLTay Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Ek Baar Paidal Ghumne Nikle Unh Eek Aadmi Mile. Wo Unse Jalte The. Unko Dekhkar Unhone Apne Paan Khaye Hue Daato Ka Pardarshan Kiya Aur Pucha- Aaj Aap Paidal Ja Rahe H, Kya Aapne Apni Car Bechdi. Uss Aadmi Ne Haste Hua Kaha, Nahi Nahi, Aaj Yu Hi Paidal Ghumna Chahte The, Par Mohdeh Aap Hamesha Iss Raste Se Apni Patni Ke Sath Ghumne Jate H, Aaj Wo Aapke Sath Nahi H, Kya Aapne Unhe Bhi Bech Diya H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jeene Ki Khwaish Me Har Roz Marte Hain Wo Aaye Na Aaye Hum Intezaar Karte Hain Jutha Hi Sahi Mere Yaar Ka Vaada Hum Sach Maankar Aitbar Karte Hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • 5 things that make happy -Buy 1 get 1 free -Flat 50% off -Tatkal Ticket confirmation -Winning Cricket match -Wife is not at home
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tere Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hu, Magr Abhi Mujhe Kuch Kaam Hai... Tere Liye Samundar Main Bhi Kood Sakta Hu, Magr Abhi Mujhe Zukaam Hai...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maine aapko Phone Kiya To Network Bola,Namskar, Murkho Ki Dunia Mein aapka Swagat Hai, aap Jis Murkh Se Is Waqt Baat Karna Chahte Hain Uska DIMAG Out Of Coverage Hai..Waris ali
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bijlee Ki Taar Or Ladki Mai Kya Similarty Hai??? Guess.. Not Sure Oh Come On Yaar Simple Yaar Dono Nangi Ho Toh Jaan Nikaal Deti Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Ajib Hote Hai; Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Garib Hote Hai; Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hai; Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shauqin Hote Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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