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  • Na jane wo hmse kya chhupati thi, Kuch tha uske hotho pe, Mgar na jane kyu shrmati thi ,jab muh khulwaya to pta chala,Saali kutti R.M.D. Khati thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • chal Daaru Peete Hai ,,, Samay Se Chura kar Kuchh Waqt, Chal Zindagi Jeete Hai ,,, ,,, ,,, Chal Daaru Peete Hai ,,, ,,, ,,, Wo Sapno Ki Chaddar Jo Fat Gayi Hai,,, Nashe Me Hi Sahi,,, Aaj Usko Seete Hai, Chal Daaru Peete Hai. Usko Bata Do Ki Ab Aur Intzaar Nahi Uska, Uske Intzaar Me Na Jane Kitne Din, Mahine, Saal Bus Yun hi Beete Hai, Chal Daaru Peete Hai . Aaj Gumnaam Hi Sahi,,, Par Shaayd Ek Din Hamara Bhi Ekk Naam Hoga,,, ummeed Me Jeete Hai . Chal Daaru Peete Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!" ..B-boy gank..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil ko sabse jyada dard kab hota Hai . "Jab aap mobile charzing pe laga ke jaye or do ghante bad akar dekhe ki sweth board par batan hi off tha"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hello. Hello Hello Hello Hello Kya Awaaj Nahi Aa Rahi?? Ab Ab Ab Ab Bhi Nahi?? Kaise Aaye Gi Pagal? Ye Sms Hai Ha Ha Ha Ha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar 2 wife:janu 7up peaney k bad kuch karney ko jee chah raha hai wife:sharmatey houey kar lo g sardar:pououn wife:dur fitty moun
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pucha mujhse chand sitaro ne, tuje bhula diya kya tere jigari yaro ne, maine kaha,bhul to nhi skte, bas lage honge kamine kisi ko patane me.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se Andar Se Bacche Nikalte Hai..? . . . Socho Nhi Malum he. . Mai Batata Hu...? . . "School Ki Ghanti" . . Soch Badalo Desh Badlega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Gappi Aapas Mein Baaten Kar Raha Tha... (1)Mera Dada Zi Itne Bare Tairak The Ki Hindmaha Sagar Mein Kudte Aur Prasantmaha Sagar Mein Nikalte. . . . . . (2)Mere Dada Zi Itne Bare Tairak The Ki Ganga Nadi Mein Kudte Aur Yamuna Nadi Me Nikalte. . . . . . (3)Mere Dada Zi Itne Bare Tairak The Ki Paani Tanki Mein Kudte Aur Nal Ke Duara Nikal Zaate...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • जियो इतना कि जिंदगी कम पड़जाये हंसो इतना कि रोना मुस्किल होजाये किसी चीज को पाना तो किस्मतकि बात है मगर कोशिस इतना करो कि ऊपरवाले भी देने पर मजबुर होजाये
    • 10 years ago



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  • sardar: yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai, friend: acha wo kaise? Yar kal me ghar aya towo bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • आज रास्ते में मारियो मिला। हां, वही गेम वाला। मैंने पूछा, "ओये पहचाना मुझे?" बोला नहीं, कौन हो तुम? मन तो किया दो लगा दूं, साले मेरा सारा बचपन निकल गया तुझे बचाते बचाते और पूछता है कौन हो तुम!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Education related songs: SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala ... MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde uddjati hai RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche FAIL- Jag suna suna lage.
    • 10 years ago



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  • What is the difference between “A Locomotive Engineer” & “A Teacher” ? . . . . . . One Minds The Train, Where As Other Trains The Mind … ;->
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se . . . . . Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUS
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli Aaj Kuch Aisa Karo Ke Mere Passeney Chuut Jaye.. Santa Utha Aur FAN Band Kar Ke So Gya.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile; Wah Wah! Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile; Aur Jo Group Main Message Na Kare Usse Thand Me Rajai Na Mile!
    • 10 years ago



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