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  • Inspector: Jail Me Kaise Aye? Sardar: Media Ki Ladki Khadi Thi, Uske Tshirt Pe Press Likha Tha, Inspector: Phir? Sardar: Maine Press Kar Diya.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Roj sms bhejta hoo, kabhi reply bhi to kiya karo, tabhi to lagega ki SMS padhnewala Dabbnge hai aur SMS bhejnewala bajirav shingham hai. Khan
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Miss call ek masti hai, Sms se sasti hai.. Neend ko uthati hai, Dil ko jalati hai, Dimaag ko pakati hai, Aur aapko Shiv Rajput ki yaad dilati hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai... Wo Jab ChaLti Hai To Uski Raaho Main 100-100 Ke Note Bichhaa Deta Hu, Waah... Waah... Wo Jab ChaLti Hai To Raaho Main 100-100 Ke Note Bichhaa Deta Hu, Phir Kya.? Uske Jaane Ke Baad Wo Sab Note Utha Bhi Leta Hu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Apni Friend Se:- Kaisi Rahi Teri First Date...??? Friend:- Bahut Acchi,Ladka Kisi Rahees Ghar Ka Lagta Hai... Ladki:- Accha Tujhe Kaise Pata...??? Friend:- Zab Mujhe Kiss Karne Mere,Nazdeek Aaya Tab Uske Muh Se "Piyaaz" Ki Smell Aa Rahi Thi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladki ko koi phon pe unknown no. se preshan kr rha tha.... To us larki ne nya sim card liya aur . . . . . . . . . Us unknown no pe cal kr k kha maine vo sim bnd kr diya h ab tuje jo krna h kr le haha girls kitni genius hoti hai na..
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy, un tenon ko jaga theek se nahi mil rahi thi. phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga. 2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.Hushain2
    • 9 years ago



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  • Funny Poetery Momtaz aik bat to suno naraz ho kaya Momtaz aik bat to suno naraz ho kaya Tum itny ghor sey kaya parh rahey ho tum mumtaz ho kaya?
    • 9 years ago



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  • DEAR BOYS Larkion ke Chakkar Me Mat Parna . . Dosto . . . Kyun ki . ... . Ye Aati Hain HEER Ki Tarha . Lagti Hain KHEER Ki Tarha . Chubhti Hain TEER Ki Tarha . . Or End Me Halat Kar Deti Hain FAKEER Ki Tarha..
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक पहलवान बच्चे ने एक कमजोर बच्चे को थप्पड़ मारा |

    कमजोर बच्चे ने पूछा – “यह थप्पड़ गुस्से से मारा है या मजाक से ?

    पहलवान बच्चे ने कहा – गुस्से से |

    कमजोर बच्चा बोला – “फिर ठीक है, क्योंकि मजाक मुझे बिलकुल पसंद नहीं है |
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Hospital me sare pagal ro rahe the. Ek pagal chup_chap soya tha. Doctor ne pucha- Tum q shanti se soye ho? Pagal- Bewakuf, mai mar chuka hu....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Namaskar Agar Dharti Par Ho To SMS Bhejo Aasman Mein Ho To Barish Bhejo Swarg Mein Ho To Apsara Bhejo , Aur agar Narak Mein Ho To .Enjoy Yourself.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl 1: Aaj Kal Ke Ladkon Ka Koi Aitbar Nhi Mein Tho Ab Wasim Ka Muh Bhi Nhi Dekhu Gi, Girl 2: Kyon Kya Hua Tum Ney Usey Kisi Or Ladki Ke Saath Dekh Liya ?? Girl 1 : Nhi Ush Ney Mujhey Kisi Or Ladke Ke Saath Dekh Liya Hai… Vo Kal Keh Rha Tha Ki Vo Dilhi Jaa Rha Hai Jhootha, Ferabi...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shadi Me Photografer BanneKa Kuch Aur Hi Maza Hai, Ladkiyan:: Meri Lo Na, Meri Akeli Ki Lo, Ye Meri Frnd Hai, Hum Dono Ki Sath Me Lo. Khade Khade Lena.
    • 9 years ago



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  • जो व्यक्ति ATM से भी निकले पैसे को गिनते है वे किसी पे जल्दी विश्वास नहीं करते
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dost aaye the kabar pe diya jalane k liye, Dost aaye the kabar pe diya jalane k liye rakhe hue phool bhi le gaye kamine "Valentines day" manane k liye.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Humko Tumse Pyar Hogaya Zindagi Me Hahakar Hogaya Hum To Sochte The Sab Barbad Hogaya . . . Mila Kuch Nahi Aur Fokat Me Apan Bimara Hogaya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy To Girl Before Exam:Hey,All The Best. Girl:All The Best To U Too. Girl Scored 80 Marks& Boy Failed Moral:Only Boys Wish With True Heart.
    • 9 years ago



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