Purani Soch: Karo ya Maro.
Nai Soch: Marne se Phle kuch karo!
Ekdam Nai Soch: Jab tak kuch kar nahi lete maro mat!
Hamari Soch: Koi Bataega Sala karna kya hai?
Guard: Madam iss swimming pool me nahana mana hai..
Girl: Jab main Kapde Utar rahi thi tab kyo nahi Bataya..
Guard: Pabandi Nahane pe hai Kapde utarne pe nahi...
A...DON
Teacher- How Many Planets Are There?
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Santa- Mercury,Venus,Jupiter Vagerah Vagerah
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Teacher-Aur Batao?
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Santa-Aur Bas..Sab Badhiya!!
Maata Rani Ki Kripa
Ap Sunao???
Pappu santa se..
yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye bathroom gya to...
Banta ne mere mobil se meri gf ka no. Le liya or use romantic sms krne lga...
Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya...
Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn ko hi msg kr rha h
पत्नी : सुनो जी, जब आपने पहली बार घुघंट उठाया
था तो आपको कैसा लगा था ???.
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पति : मां कसम, मैं तो मर ही जाता अगर टीवी पर
“आहट” देखने की आदत नहीं होती तो..
Girl : mom aaj 1 ladke ne
mere gal pe kiss kiya
mom:kyaaaaa?????
Tune usko chata mara ya nhi!!!!
Girl:mujhe achanak gandhi ji yaad aa gaye
aur maine dusra gaal bhi aage kiya......................funny kiss sms
Panditji Ne aapke Mobile Ki Raashi Dekh Kar
Bataya Hai Ki
aapke Mobile Par Kanjusi Ki
Maha Dasha Mandra Rahi Hai
Turant Mujhe Dher Saare
sms Bhej Ke Grah Shanti Kaaren..
Dhanyawad
Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola. . .
Thori der bad 1 admi aaya. .
Doctor ne apne aap ko busy showkarne k liye,
telephone ka receiver uthaya aur appointment denay k andaz me bolne laga. .
Fir phone rakne k baad...
Doctor admi se: Haan bataiye kya hua?
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Admi: Bsnl se aaya hun,
telephone activate karne k liye !!!
Anur
Medical science proved ki
Kapre tight pehnney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hai.
But
Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho,
Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai!!!