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  • Dil ko sabse jyada dard kab hota Hai . "Jab aap mobile charzing pe laga ke jaye or do ghante bad akar dekhe ki sweth board par batan hi off tha"
    • 9 years ago



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  • पापा- बेटा, अमेरिका में 15 साल के बच्चे भी अपने पैरों पर खडे़ हो जाते हैं। बेटा- लेकिन पापा भारत में तो एक साल का बच्चा भागने भी लगता है !
    • 9 years ago



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  • पति घर आकर पत्नी से: पानी पिला दे! पत्नी: क्यूँ प्यास लगी है? पति गुस्से से: नहीं, गला चेक करना है कही से लीक तो नहीं है!|
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sweet Insult!! Ek Ladka Gadhe Ke Samne Gir Gaya. Ek Khubsurat Ladki Ne Dekha Aur Kaha Apne Bade Bhai K Pair Chhu Rahe Ho Kya? Ladka : Ji Bhabhiji.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Padhai Ke Sath Sath Ishq Bhi Jaruri Hai, Warna Student Life Adhuri Hai, Dono Ko Nibhana Padta Hai, Ek Me Dimag To Ek Me DiL Lagana Padta Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jo log apne MAA-BAAP ki seva roz dil se karte hain. . . . . . . . .Unki . . . . . . . Love marriage main jyada dikatte nahi aati...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Don Ki Call Ka Intezar To Colleges Ki Larkiya Kar Rahi Hain Magar Don Sirf Miss Calls Karta Hain Kyon Ke Don Memon Hai Kasamkhan
    • 9 years ago



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  • वो मन्दिर भी जाता है और मस्जिद भी.. वो गुरुद्वारे भी जाता है और च‌र्च भी..... परेशान पति का कोई मजहब नहीं होता... !!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jailer- Suna Hai Tum Shayar Ho. Kuch Sunaao Yaar . . . . Qaidi- "Gum-E-Ulfat Me Jo Zindgi Kati Hamari. Jis Din Zamaanat Hui Zindgi Khatam Tumhari.:-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Banta Se Pucha – Kya Kha Rahe Ho Tumhare Chehre Se Lag Raha H Badha Swadist Chij Kha Rahe Ho. Santa: Akal Ki Dawa. Banta: Thodi Si Mujhe Bhi De Do. Santa: Jarur Lo Tumhe Iski Jarurat Bhi H. Banta : Khate Hi Bola Ye To Good H, Santa: H Na Chamatkari Dawa! Khate Hi Budhi Bhi Aa Gayi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aik larki ney stage per a k dance kaya to sub larkon ney tali bjai phir us ney sub kuch utar k dance kaya to kisi ney tali na bjai Qk Tali aik hath sey ni bajti
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bill Gates Said- I m Not Topper, But Today All University Toppers r My Employees . . . ..Bas Yahi Line Har Baar Mujhe Top Krne Se Rok Deti hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 22 yrs girl ne ek chote se baby ke gal par kiss kia! Girl: Oh solly tumhare gal par libstick lag gai, Baby: Kuch achcha karne se agar dag lagte hai toh dag accche hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • HAr KhuShi sE KhobSurAt TEri ShAM kAr doon, ApNa BALAnCE or SiM TErE nAm kr don, Mil jAyE AgAr 1bAr Tu MujhE, ChuMiyAN Le Le k tera mou laal kerdun.. Swee2
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher - Students sab se kahe ki ab tum sab barde class me zaoge isliy sab log ab man laga ke padhna... Sawmartinant - Teacher se,par Anitavson toh chasma laga ke padhta hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher : How Old are You ? Student : Check the Register .. Teacher : Where are you from ? Student : Check in school Info.. Teacher : Whom do u love most Mom or Dad ? Student : Ask My Heart Teacher : Stupid where is your Heart ? Student : Ask your daughter!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Muje Jala Dena, Ya Dafna Dena, Marte Waqt Ek Ghoont Beer Pila Dena, Main Tajmahal Nahi Mangta Yaaro, Bas Meri Qabar Pe Ek Girls Hostel Bana Dena
    • 9 years ago



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  • Phoolon ki yaad aati hai kaanton ko chhune par, Rishton ki samajh aati hai faaslon pe rehne par, Kuchh jazbaat aise bhi hote hain jo ankhon mein padhe nahin jaate, Woh to nazar aate hain zubaan se kehne par.
    • 9 years ago



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