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  • पति: पुरातत्व विभाग वालों को औरत का हजारों साल पुराना जबड़ा मिला है! पत्नि: उन्हे कैसे पता जबड़ा औरत का है? . पति: जबड़ा अभी भी चल रहा है.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Aaj grlfrnd ne kiya kIsS or jal gye LiPs, Wah..Wah Aaj grlfrnd ne kiya kisS or jal gye Lips Qki wo kha kr ayi thi BINGO RED CHILY CHIPS.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Sms karne mai hum Dabbang hai hum dosto ko yaad karne mai Ready hai hum ab to pahchan lo kon he hum dosto ki duniya ka Boadygurd hai hum
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • तुलसीदास बहुत ज्ञानी थे, वे *आधार कार्ड* के बारे में पहले ही बता गए थे……..
    “कलियुग केवल नाम *अधारा।*
    सुमिर सुमिर नर उतरहिं पारा।
    अर्थात,
    कलियुग में *आधार कार्ड* से ही आपकी पहचान होगी। और समुंद्र से पार जाने के लिए पासपोर्ट भी तभी बनेगा जब आपके पास *आधार कार्ड* होगा।:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Maa: Tu Chota Tha To Bilkul Kejriwal Jaisa Tha.. Beta: Kya Mai Roz Dharna Karta Tha.? Maa: Nahi Re, Roz Ek Thappar Khaata Tha..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho To Biwi ko tang na kare . . Khud uthkar apne hath se . . . Pani pee lein!! Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Ek Bachha Ro Raha Tha, To Uski Mummy Boli: Kyun Ro Raha Hai Mera Lal, Kya Chahiye.? Toffy.? Biscuit.? Cake.? Beta: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye Aaashiqui Ke Liye.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • A Boy texts a girl Boy: Hey! Girl: Hi! What u doing? Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world. Girl: Aww How cute! Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so m texting U! :D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Santa: main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per sher tha. Banta: phir kya hua? Santa: maine sher se kaha, pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Its not that.. ‘Sabbra ka fal meetha hota hai’ But.. Its real meaning is that ‘Sab’ ‘Bra’ ‘Ka’ ‘Fal’ meetha hota hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Dhoka mila jab pyar main, Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi, Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko, Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Kbhi hath pe kbhi hont pe kbhi ankh pe kahi kbhi gal pe kbhi nak pe.. K I S S Qadar MAKHIYAN tang krti hai garmi mai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Teacher-Baccho roz majjh da taza dudh piya karo dimaag tezz hunda a... Student-KAnU jhooth boli jandi j aida hunda ta sada katta A,B,C na parhda hunda...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Harami bacha: Bacha Apni Teacher Se: “Miss Aap Mujhe Boht Achi Lgti H, M Aap se Shaadi Krna Chahta Hu” Miss Gusse Se: “Mujhe Bachhon Se Sakht Nafrat H” Bacha: “Miss, M Try Karunga Ki Bachay Na Ho,Hum Condom Use Kar Liya Krenge.“
    • 10 years ago



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  • CHEMISTRY at Its Peak Teacher : What happens when CarbOn MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of IrOn?? Student : COFFEE !! Teacher : HOW ?? Student : CO 2Fe = COFFEE!! Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !! :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Effect of Aashiqui 2 Santa- Abe toilet se jaldi bahar nikal.. . . . . . . . . Banta- Sun raha hai na tu..... Dho raha hu main..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Hi. Maine yeh msg aapko Diwali ki badhayi dene ke liye kiya hai. Aaj is aazadi ke avsar par hume yeh raakhi ka tyohaar acche se manana chahiye aur gharo me deepak laga kar holi khelni chahiye, kyunki aaj hi ke din Gandhiji ne Ravan ko maarkar Mahabharat ka yuddh jeeta tha aur America ko aazad karaya tha. Isliye ek baar fir se aapko janam din ki bahut bahut shubhkamnaye. Ishwar aapko bhaang me bheege.. iss msg ko jhelne ki shakti de.. "HAPPY DASAHRA"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS