Judge : Tumne Chori Kyu Ki Santa?
Santa : Nahi Hujur.
Judge: Phir Ghar Mein Ku Ghuse The?
Santa : Babli Ne Bulaya Tha Uski Maa Ne Dekh Liya To Chor-Chor Chilane Lagi.
Boy : From The Day We Met I
dont
Drink Or Smoke ...
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Girl : How Sweet Of You ... AreYou Madly
In Love With Me? ..
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Boy : SHUT UP!, YOU MADE MY
POCKETS EMPTY.. :D :P
Padosi:
Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai
Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai?
Aadmi:
Meri Biwi mujhe jooton se maarti hai,
Lag jaay to wo hansti hai,
Na Lage to main hansta hoon.
KHUDA ka shukar hai, hansi khushi zindagi guzar
rahi hai... !!
Manager : Mujhe Ye Jankar Kushi Hui Ki Tum Race Mein Jeet Gaye Ho.
Office Ke Waqt Bhi Itni Hi Hoshiyari Dikhaya Karo To Jaurur Hi Ek Din Safal Ho Jaoge,
Clerk: Office Ke Samay Hi Jeeta Tha Sir.
3 ant raste se ja rhi thi tbi unhe ek jagah pe shakkar ke dane dikhai dene lge
unme se do ant shakkar ki taraf bad gai
3ri ko n aate dekh we boli tu q nhi aa rhi hai
to wo boli kaise aau us pe to kidi lgi hai
S.H.O aik chor ko buri tarha mar raha tha aur pourey shaher ki wardatin us sey manwa raha tha achanek us k ghar sey fone aya
aur kaha gaya k ap baap bun gaye hain
chor rotey houey bola: paa dey paa dey a v ilzaam mairey tey paa dey
Santa College Ki Ladki se
Bola: I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo..
Girl: Mai Abhi Ja Ke Sir Ko Bolti Hu..
Santa: Pagli Sir Ko Mat Bol, Unki Shaadi Ho Gai hai..
>>Waris ali
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*