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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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For good or evil, a line has been passed in our political history; and something that we have known all our lives is dead. I will take only one example of it: our politicians can no longer be caricatured.

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If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.

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We have set out to promote the work of community and faith-based charities. Government cannot be replaced by charities, but it can welcome them as partners instead of resenting them as rivals.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.

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I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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Wit is the lowest form of humor.

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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

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And I strongly support the faith-based initiative that we're proposing, because I don't believe it violates the line between the separation of church and state, and I believe it's going to make America a better place.

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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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There ought to be limits to freedom.

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The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.

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We should - we will - welcome people of faith into the political process... It is essential that believers enter the arena. Your involvement in politics helps determine how well our democracy works. We have finally learned that government programs cannot solve our problems. Government can hand out money, but government cannot put hope in our hearts or a sense of purpose in our lives.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.

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For if you bake bread with indifference, you bake a bitter bread that feeds but half man's hunger.

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When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

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A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness.

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