George W. Bush Quotes, Prayer Quotes, Humor Quotes

There are prayers that help us last through the day, or endure the night. There are prayers of friends and strangers, that give us strength for the journey. And there are prayers that yield our will to a will greater than our own.

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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

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I don't want nations feeling like that they can bully ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense system so that we can make the world more peaceful, and at the same time I want to reduce our own nuclear capacities to the level commiserate with keeping the peace.

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The administration Ill bring is a group of men and women who are focused on whats best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house.

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Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.

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I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that the Almighty God is a God to everybody, every person.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.

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After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism.

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If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.

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It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.

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When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

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They said, "You know, this issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people." And I said, you know something? Whether it resignates or not doesn't matter to me, because I stand for doing what's the right thing, and what the right thing is hearing the voices of people who work.

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My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt.

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Faith crosses every border and touches every heart in every nation.

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It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.

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In every instance when my administration sees a responsibility to help people, we will look first to faith-based institutions, to charities and to community groups that have shown their ability to save and change lives.

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What is it that strikes a spark of humor from a man? It is the effort to throw off, to fight back the burden of grief that is laid on each one of us. In youth we don't feel it, but as we grow to manhood we find the burden on our shoulders. Humor? It is nature's effort to harmonize conditions. The further the pendulum swings out over woe the further it is bound to swing back over mirth.

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