George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Political Quotes

The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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I believe God did create the world. And I think we're finding out more and more and more as to how it actually happened.

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A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses-Hispanically owned or otherwise-pay taxes at the highest marginal rate.

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The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.

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I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.

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A jest often decides matters of importance more effectively and happily than seriousness.

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What is it that strikes a spark of humor from a man? It is the effort to throw off, to fight back the burden of grief that is laid on each one of us. In youth we don't feel it, but as we grow to manhood we find the burden on our shoulders. Humor? It is nature's effort to harmonize conditions. The further the pendulum swings out over woe the further it is bound to swing back over mirth.

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This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

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I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this one.

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God told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam [Hussein], which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.

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I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

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That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired.

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The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

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It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.

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I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

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I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

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I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'

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