George W. Bush Quotes, Military Quotes, Humor Quotes

I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision.

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Think about that. Two hundred and eighty-five new or expanded programs, $2 trillion more in new spending, and not one new bureaucrat to file out the forms or answer the phones?

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The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.

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My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

6 years ago

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You might want to comment on that, Honorable.

5 years ago

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It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.

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It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children.

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Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W lever, if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not - to uphold the laws of the land.

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You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.

6 years ago

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We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for.

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Think about that. Two hundred and eighty-five new or expanded programs, $2 trillion more in new spending, and not one new bureaucrat to file out the forms or answer the phones?

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Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things. Anti-immigrant, for example. And were not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. Were a party that welcomes people.

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I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

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I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.

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I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't.

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A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime.

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It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.

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It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term.

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We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.

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