George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Play Quotes

My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Play Quotes

The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Humor Quotes , Deep Thought Quotes

The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Political Quotes

I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Thinking Quotes

I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that the Almighty God is a God to everybody, every person.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Prayer Quotes , Humor Quotes

I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Appreciate Quotes

We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Freedom Quotes , Humor Quotes

Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes

All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes

I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Walt Whitman Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes

There are prayers that help us last through the day, or endure the night. There are prayers of friends and strangers, that give us strength for the journey. And there are prayers that yield our will to a will greater than our own.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Prayer Quotes , Humor Quotes

We should - we will - welcome people of faith into the political process... It is essential that believers enter the arena. Your involvement in politics helps determine how well our democracy works. We have finally learned that government programs cannot solve our problems. Government can hand out money, but government cannot put hope in our hearts or a sense of purpose in our lives.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Heart Quotes , Humor Quotes

Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all about.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , America Quotes

It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Humor Quotes , People Quotes

The course of this conflict is not known, yet its outcome is certain. Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral between them.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , War Quotes , Humor Quotes

I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Political Quotes

Clumsy jesting is no joke.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Aesop Quotes , Humor Quotes , Jokes Quotes

I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Mean Quotes

I am mindful that we're all sinners.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Political Quotes

How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Kids Quotes