George W. Bush Quotes, School Quotes, Humor Quotes

As Governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards.

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If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations.

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Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call.

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I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race.

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We're fighting people that hates our values, they can't stand what America stands for.

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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

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Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads.

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This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

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Please don't kill me!

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My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.

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I urge all Texans to answer the call to serve those in need. By volunteering their time, energy or resources to helping others, adults and youngsters follow Christ's message of love and service in thought and deed. Therefore I, George W. Bush, Governor of Texas, do hereby proclaim June 10, 2000, Jesus Day in Texas and urge the appropriate recognition whereof. In official recognition whereof, I hereby affix my signature this 17th day of March, 2000.

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I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.

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It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term.

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Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.

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whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

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I assured the prime minister, my administration will work hard to lay the foundation of peace in the Middle - to work with our nations in the Middle East, give peace a chance. Secondly, I told him that our nation will not try to force peace, that we'll facilitate peace and that we will work with those responsible for a peace.

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This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.

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