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When Caesar says, 'Do this', it is performed.

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The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming.

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I dont want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?

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I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.

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First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.

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It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.

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This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those struggling to get ahead.

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The great thing about America is everybody should vote.

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If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all.

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It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.

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There are some monuments where the land is so widespread, they just encompass as much as possible. And the integral part of the - the precious part, so to speak - I guess all land is precious, but the part that the people uniformly would not want to spoil, will not be despoiled. But there are parts of the monument lands where we can explore without affecting the overall environment.

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Nothing is stronger than habit.

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Knavery and flattery are blood relations.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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Zen... does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.

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I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.

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Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from.

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Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.

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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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