George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Land Quotes

I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our land.

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

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It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.

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Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that.

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The administration Ill bring is a group of men and women who are focused on whats best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house.

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A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.

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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

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I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

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Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well.

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We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs.

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The Senate needs to leave enough money in the proposed budget to not only reduce all marginal rates, but to eliminate the death tax, so that people who build up assets are able to transfer them from one generation to the next, regardless of a person's race.

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Humor hardens the heart, at least to the point of sanity.

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Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well.

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I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.

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Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.

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She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio.

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I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

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Avoid popularity if you would have peace.

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.

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