Abraham Lincoln Quotes, Humor Quotes, Wish Quotes

Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.

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There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

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These demands are not open to negotiation or discussion.

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You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles.

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Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all about.

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This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.

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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

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There are some monuments where the land is so widespread, they just encompass as much as possible. And the integral part of the - the precious part, so to speak - I guess all land is precious, but the part that the people uniformly would not want to spoil, will not be despoiled. But there are parts of the monument lands where we can explore without affecting the overall environment.

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I've got a great sense of where I want to lead and I'm comfortable with why I'm running. And, you know, the call on that speech was, beware. This is going to be a tough campaign.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

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whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

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I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

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This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those struggling to get ahead.

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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida.

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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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The tragedy of growing old is not that one is old but that one is young.

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We come before God to pray for the missing and the dead, and for those who loved them... Our purpose as a nation is firm, yet our wounds as a people are recent and unhealed and lead us to pray... This world he created is of moral design. Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance, and love have no end, and the Lord of life holds all who die and all who mourn... Neither death nor life nor angels nor principalities, nor powers nor things present nor things to come nor height nor depth can separate us from God's love.

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