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As one reads history ... one is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have inflicted.

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We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs.

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So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations.

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And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be!

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This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those struggling to get ahead.

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Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway?

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process.

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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

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We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for... We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low.

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To give law enforcement the additional tools it needs to track down terror here at home.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.

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Together, we will reclaim America's schools, before ignorance and apathy claim more young lives.

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After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism.

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There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.

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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that.

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It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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