George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Journey Quotes

I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many countries. Many others have met a different fate. Let's put it this way - they are no longer a problem to the United States and our friends and allies.

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Clumsy jesting is no joke.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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As Governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards.

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The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

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I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.

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I don't want nations feeling like that they can bully ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense system so that we can make the world more peaceful, and at the same time I want to reduce our own nuclear capacities to the level commiserate with keeping the peace.

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It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.

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This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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We do not prescribe any prayer; we welcome all prayer.

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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

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NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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We're now interested in finding those who may attack America and arrest them before they do. We've had over nearly a thousand people have been detained in America and questioned about their motives and their intentions.

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So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations.

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I encourage employers to permit their workers time off during the lunch hour to attend the noontime services to pray for our land.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

6 years ago

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Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis.

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