George W. Bush Quotes, Heart Quotes, Humor Quotes

Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector and in the heartland, we understand how unfair the death penalty is.

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As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

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They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.

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If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

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First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.

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The secret to humor is surprise.

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Think about that. Two hundred and eighty-five new or expanded programs, $2 trillion more in new spending, and not one new bureaucrat to file out the forms or answer the phones?

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They said, "You know, this issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people." And I said, you know something? Whether it resignates or not doesn't matter to me, because I stand for doing what's the right thing, and what the right thing is hearing the voices of people who work.

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Please don't kill me!

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I was carrying a beautiful alcoholic conflagration around with me. The thing fed on its own heat and flamed the fiercer. There was no time, in all my waking time, that I didn't want a drink. I began to anticipate the completion of my daily thousand words by taking a drink when only five hundred words were written. It was not long until I prefaced the beginning of the thousand words with a drink.

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So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations.

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The students at Yale came from all different backgrounds and all parts of the country. Within months, I knew many of them.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.

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Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.

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Do I think faith will be an important part of being a good president? Yes, I do.

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