Virginia Woolf Quotes, Witty Quotes, Night Quotes

Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

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When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is us

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The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

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Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.

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There are no facts, only interpretations.

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power become lovers of wisdom

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Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out.

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Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory.

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It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

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I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

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I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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