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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

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Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man.

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.

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People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed.

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I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself.

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Write drunk; edit sober.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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A sheep in sheep's clothing.

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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

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If I am not worth the wooing, I surely am not worth the winning!

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I know not whether Laws be right, Or whether Laws be wrong; All that we know who be in jail Is that the wall is strong; And that each day is like a year, A year whose days are long.

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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Science should be on tap, not on top.

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