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A witty saying proves nothing.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

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The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.

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I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

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People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

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The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

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Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

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Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man.

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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember

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Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory.

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