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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

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Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal.

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed.

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I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.

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In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill... we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one.

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You have delighted us long enough.

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Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

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Most women defend themselves. It is the female of the species-it is the tigress and lioness in you which tends to defend when attacked.

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Men write many fine and plausible arguments in support of monarchy, but the fact remains that where every man has a voice, brutal laws are impossible

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No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent.

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Science should be on tap, not on top.

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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

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Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

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The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

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