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Intolerance is natural and logical, for in every dissenting opinion lies an assumption of superior wisdom.

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GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason.

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RACK, n. An argumentative implement formerly much used in persuading devotees of a false faith to embrace the living truth. As a call to the unconverted the rack never had any particular efficacy, and is now held in light popular esteem.

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Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.

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Consul - in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.

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UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.

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Inexpedient: Not calculated to advance one's interests.

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One of the greatest of poets, Coleridge was one of the wisest of men, and it was not for nothing that he read us this parable. Let us have a little less of "hands across the sea," and a little more of that elemental distrust that is the security of nations. War loves to come like a thief in the night; professions of eternal amity provide the night.

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OWE, v. To have (and to hold) a debt. The word formerly signified not indebtedness, but possession; it meant "own," and in the minds of debtors there is still a good deal of confusion between assets and liabilities.

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HEART, n. Figuratively, this useful organ is said to be the seat of emotions and sentiments . . . . It is now known that sentiments and emotions reside in the stomach, being evolved from food by chemical action of the gastric fluid.

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Congratulations is the civility of envy.

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There's no free will," says the philosopher; "To hang is most unjust." "There is no free will," assents the officer; "We hang because we must.

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SYLLOGISM, n. A logical formula consisting of a major and a minor assumption and an inconsequent.

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RICH, adj. Holding in trust and subject to an accounting the property of the indolent, the incompetent, the unthrifty, the envious and the luckless.

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LEXICOGRAPHER, n. A pestilent fellow who, under the pretense of recording some particular stage in the development of a language, does what he can to arrest its growth, stiffen its flexibility and mechanize its methods.

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FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.

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PRICE, n. Value, plus a reasonable sum for the wear and tear of conscience in demanding it.

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PRISON, n. A place of punishments and rewards. The poet assures us that - stone walls do not a prison make.

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Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

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Something that is supposed to typify or stand for something else. Many symbols are mere "survivals" - as funereal urns carved on memorial monuments. We cannot stop making them, but we can give them a name that conceals our helplessness.

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