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- Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
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- PERFECTION, n. An imaginary state of quality distinguished from the actual by an element known as excellence; an attribute of the critic.
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- DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.
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- MAGNITUDE, n. Size [that is] purely relative. If everything in the universe were increased 1,000 diameters nothing would be any larger than it was before, but if one thing remain unchanged all the others would be larger than they had been.
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- PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.
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- Alien - an American sovereign in his probationary state.
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- Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
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- Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.
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- HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
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- Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
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- PHONOGRAPH, n. An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises.
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- The money-getter who pleads his love of work has a lame defense, for love of work at money-getting is a lower taste than love of money.
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- Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
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- PHOTOGRAPH, n. A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. It is a little better than the work of an Apache, but not quite so good as that of a Cheyenne.
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- An immaterial but visible being that inhabited the air when the air was an element and before it was fatally polluted with factory smoke, sewer gas and similar products of civilization.
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- J, n. A consonant in English, but some nations use it as a vowel . . . from a Latin verb, "jacere", "to throw," because when a stone is thrown at a dog the dog's tail assumes that shape.
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- NOISE, n. A stench in the ear. Undomesticated music. The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization.
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- A cheap and easy cynicism rails at everything. The master of the art accomplishes the formidable task of discrimination.
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- X, n. In our alphabet being a needless letter has an added invincibility to the attacks of the spelling reformers, and like them, will doubtless last as long as the language.
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- Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing.
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