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- The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
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- You cannot adopt politics as a profession and remain honest.
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- SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.
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- LOSS, n. Privation of that which we had, or had not. Thus, in the latter sense, it is said of a defeated candidate that he "lost his election".
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- WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can be made; . . . also for bread. The French are said to eat more bread "per capita" of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable.
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- REPARTEE, n. Prudent insult in retort. Practiced by gentlemen with a constitutional aversion to violence, but a strong disposition to offend. In a war of words, the tactics of the North American Indian.
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- Hope is an explorer who surveys the country ahead. That is why we know so much about the Hereafter and so little about the Heretofore.
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- A bad workman quarrels with the man who calls him that.
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- San Francisco is the place where most people were last seen
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- Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.
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- MUGWUMP, n. In politics one afflicted with self-respect and addicted to the vice of independence. A term of contempt.
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- Confidante: One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C.
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- PRIMATE, n. The head of a church, especially a State church supported by involuntary contributions. The Primate of England is the Archbishop of Canterbury, an amiable old gentleman, who occupies Lambeth Palace when living and Westminster Abbey when dead. He is commonly dead.
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- Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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- ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn.
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- A modern school where football is taught.
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- Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
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- SYLLOGISM, n. A logical formula consisting of a major and a minor assumption and an inconsequent.
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- Age is provident because the less future we have the more we fear it.
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- IMMORAL, adj. Inexpedient. Whatever in the long run and with regard to the greater number of instances men find to be generally inexpedient comes to be considered wrong, wicked, immoral.
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